Oh no! (gabe gone for a week)

[Lukie]

What are we going to do without our most beloved poster????????????

I think everyone should write something that they like about gabe. Sort of like an appreciation thread. This can be our gift to him when he gets back.

I like how gabe is such a funny, awesome guy, and he has a sweet watch!

gogogogo

[IowaSkinsFan]

I like how gabe is on this forum probably 3 hours a day at least.

[bigred]

I like how gabe has butters in his avatar. Butters is the best.

[jyms]

I guess I can remove this from my Browser

[Sykedupp]

I like how gabe...

... ...

plays poker?

-Chris

[givememyleg]

i like how gabe made a thread about me one time and confused me lots

i also like how he's a rad guy and hits on homeless women

[Lukie]

I guess I can remove this from my Browser

haha, this is awesome

[Lukie]

i love gabe because he makes great threads

[Renton]

lukie why don't u and gayb just start sixtynining and get it over with

[Trikflow77]

I like gabe because he makes fun of lukie because of his deep seeded desire to make man love with him. The question is, who is the topper?

[Galapogos]

I like it how Gabe is such an active poster despite the fact that I honestly see no reason for him to really participate this much. All the other high stakes guys tend to disappear when they've found their game. What a good guy.

[UG]

I like gabe because he's cool


he's actually probably cooler in real life if that's possible, too

[Lukie]

I like gabe because he makes fun of lukie because of his deep seeded desire to make man love with him. The question is, who is the topper?

you make this sound like a bad thing!!

[Lukie]

I like gabe because he's cool


he's actually probably cooler in real life if that's possible, too

what up GEORGE?

[koolmoe]

gabe pitches, lukie catches obv

[Lukie]

gabe pitches, lukie catches obv

who are the 6 lucky girls in the middle?

[Lukie]

also, everyone, let's try to keep this thread about why we think gabe is so awesome.

There are plenty of other threads that you can let your jealous envy of me spill into.

[UG]

was this thread made because gabe died and in seven days he is going to rise again because he is the almighty?

[bigspenda73]

I vote that Gabe figured out Lukie's password.

Oh wait, this isn't a poll?

[Lukie]

was this thread made because gabe died and in seven days he is going to rise again because he is the almighty?

sssshhhhhhhhhh!!!

carry on people, nothing to see here

[a500lbgorilla]

I like gabe becuase he doesn't judge me.

[Harry]

because he killlled the 25/50 game in feb

[biondino]

I like gabe because he calls bullshit and doesn't let people get away with poor advice. Well, I don't always *like* it but it's a good thing for the forum.

[Anosmic]

I like marmite.

[Lukie]

I like gabe becuase he doesn't judge me.

I do.

[NewJack33]

i like how he kicks it with hardcore gangstas and lives to tell about it

[boost]

I was gone for like 3 days... no one noticed...

[Trikflow77]

I like gabe because he likes animals and i like animals so i like gabe.

[Renton]

I like gabe because he likes animals and i like animals so i like gabe.

is this the song that doesn't end?

[Trikflow77]

I like gabe because he likes animals and i like animals so i like gabe.

is this the song that doesn't end?

yes, feel free to add whenever......

[Da GOAT]

I was gone for like 3 days... no one noticed...

lol

[Lukie]

Renton and boost, you guys aren't adding much to this thread. Try to be more like trikpimp.

I like gabe because he's just such a cool guy. The world would be a better place if there were more gabes.

[a500lbgorilla]

If there were more gabes then gabe's out-there coolness wouldn't be nearly as exotic and exciting thus reducing the importance of each individual gabe, which is not balla.

[Lukie]

If there were more gabes then gabe's out-there coolness wouldn't be nearly as exotic and exciting thus reducing the importance of each individual gabe, which is not balla.

gabe is the lone exception to the theory of shared ballaness. What happens with gabesons is that each individual gabe enjoys the same amount of balla material as the one before him. The total gabe-ballaness is thus directly proportional to the amount of gabes out there.

Written mathematically:

x = number of gabes
b = ballaness per
t = total ballinness

For gabe:

T = infinite = XB

For the rest of us:

T = XB

[swiggidy]

your maths are very interesting, I would be interested in receiving your newsletter

[Renton]

Renton and boost, you guys aren't adding much to this thread. Try to be more like trikpimp.

lukie why don't u and gayb just start sixtynining and get it over with

Or did you want media?

[UG]

joke about gabe all you want but when he comes back from his death you all are going to feel stupid

when the almighty rises everything will change



everything

[Pelion]

I like gabe because this one time he said "Pelion, I owe you one" and then he earned thousands of dollars.

[Lukie]

joke about gabe all you want but when he comes back from his death you all are going to feel stupid

when the almighty rises everything will change



everything

quoted for truth

gabe and i have also been known to hang out with the most beautiful women on earth, don't you feel stupid renton for spending so much time on faulty art?

[Renton]

gabe and i have also been known to hang out with the most beautiful women on earth,

they were faghags

[givememyleg]

am i lollerskiiing?

[Lukie]

rentpwn, stop being a douchebag.

I like gabe because gabe isn't a douchebag.

[Halv]

art

Why is there no closet and no bigred in it?

I like gabe because he's always spewing good content both in poker and commune threads.

[boost]

I like gabe because he accepts me for who I am.

[Trikflow77]

i like gabe because he wears that same t-shirt all the time and i have a t-shirt that i wear all the time so i like gabe. I also like gabe because he thought i was asian.

[Genitruc]

I like gabe because story #1 from this thread (which I originally read in his blog)

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-51485.htm

was one of the first things I'd ever read in an online forum that made me truly lawl.

[Lukie]

i like gabe because he wears that same t-shirt all the time and i have a t-shirt that i wear all the time so i like gabe. I also like gabe because he thought i was asian.

ha! He does wear the same t-shirt all the time! I swear like half the pictures I've ever seen of him he's wearing that shirt, and he wore it at Winstar and Atlantis. Can I join the club (I have a pair of pants that I wear all the time)?

Also, I thought you were asian too. It's crazy what avatars do to people (think Fnord aka Donald Rumsfeld for all you old-timers).

I like gabe because he's the 'most ballinest' person I know.

[Lukie]

I like gabe because story #1 from this thread (which I originally read in his blog)

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-51485.htm

was one of the first things I'd ever read in an online forum that made me truly lawl.

ha yeah I remember reading that story before I ever really knew gabe and that's when I decided that he was a funny guy.

[Renton]

am i lollerskiiing?

actually those started out being crutches (since you are missing a leg loolololol) but i think lollerskiing is twice as funny.

[ChrisTheFish]

I like gabe's witty 1 line response to every question. He also has a cool avatar.

[Xianti]

I like gabe because he hasn't let fame get to his head as much as Lukkake.

[Trikflow77]

I like gabe because he hasn't let fame get to his head as much as Lukkake.

owned by snorlax! Lukie you need to get a tshirt, not pants that you wear all the time. No one is going to be like "Hey, its that guy that wears those same pants!" I think gabe should pick the shirt out for you.

[boost]

I dont have many really cool tshirts, mostly just plain ones.

[Lukie]

I dont have many really cool tshirts, mostly just plain ones.

*ahem* Because/BCUZ shirt?

[UG]

BEECUZ

[Lukie]

I like gabe because whenever I'm bored at night I can talk to him and he always entertains me or donates money to me at omaha split. (yes I just invented that name MWAHAHAHHAHA)

[koolmoe]

Wait.

Can we start this thread over?

[boost]

yah eric, when I wrote that it was originally "any" instead of "many" because before hitting post I remembered that shirt. I also have one that is black and has a white outline of mississippi, inside the outline it says this kanye west quote, "George bush does not care about black people." From when he was live on CNN with michael myers doing hurricane katrina coverage.

[Lukie]

yah eric, when I wrote that it was originally "any" instead of "many" because before hitting post I remembered that shirt. I also have one that is black and has a white outline of mississippi, inside the outline it says this kanye west quote, "George bush does not care about black people." From when he was live on CNN with michael myers doing hurricane katrina coverage.

thug MURDA

I like gabe because he laughed when I busted out that nickname. I've since worn it out big time but he still gives a fake half-assed laugh when I say it to make me feel good.

[koolmoe]

I like gabe because he's not Lukie.

[bigspenda73]

I like Gabe cuz he would never start a thread like this.

[Lukie]

I like Gabe cuz he would never start a thread like this.

lol,
you're right

[a500lbgorilla]

I like gabe because he's not Lukie.

thread is over.

[Lukie]

ATTENTION

I like gabe because he's the best mod on FTR, not close.

[Xianti]

Where did gabe go this week?

[jyms]

I like gabe because all the Ballers here on FTR like gabe, and if I want to be a baller, I have to act like a baller, I have to do what the ballers do, and be what the ballers are.

Mmmmmmmmmmm......gabe.

[swiggidy]

I like gabe because one time he said we should chat and that's almost like attention

[Lukie]

Where did gabe go this week?

Panama City, FL for spring break

[Lukie]

I like gabe because he tells great stories. He's going to have an awesome one for you guys involving a pickup line contest, a hot female, and a.... eh I don't want to ruin it.

Everyone else, keep 'em coming! I estimate that we've only said about .1% of the good things about gabe that we could say.

[swiggidy]

I'm waiting for Lukie level everyone by changing all the "gabe" to "Lukie" the day before gabe returns

[jyms]

That would be an abuse of mod powers and would definitly be one way to get off the boards.

[Infamous]

I miss gabe

[Trikflow77]

Lukie i think im going to get a shirt made for you.

[Xianti]

Where did gabe go this week?

Panama City, FL for spring break

Did he take any FTR groupies with him? Or just his usual gabe groupies?

[Pelion]

ok i asked one of my friends on msn just to be unbiased

LOL Drunkaments says: (me)
if u wanted to say something good about gabe what would you say?
LOL Drunkaments says:
start with
LOL Drunkaments says:
"i like gabe because...."
Essaying but feeling more optimistic... saysnot me)
whooooooo is gabe??
LOL Drunkaments says:
well that dont matter
LOL Drunkaments says:
just go
Essaying but feeling more optimistic... says:
my brain doesn't work at 4 in the morning.... i like gabe because he likes cats/will buy people i don't know a drink
Essaying but feeling more optimistic... says:
that's your lot


She says what were all thinking tbh.