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5. What is broken every time it's spoken? SILENCE

6. How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying? MARK IS A MINISTER/JUSTICE OF THE PEACE/WHATEV

7. Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family? 7

11. Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people? BERTHA WAS A HURRICANE

12. Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers? CAMERAS WORK BETTER THAN CURLERS

13. If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have? THE ONE YOU TOOK

14. What has a mouth but can't chew? A RIVER

15. How many letters are in the alphabet? 11