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  1. 02-10-2006 04:42 PM #1
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    Default OMFG! IM GETTING ASS TONIGHT!

    for those of you who dont know... I havea girlfreind that lives in sandiego. For those of you who dont know... I live in chicago. This means poor faithful honest boost rarely gets ass. Well I just got into a fight with my girlfreind, and she called me all upset and spilt the beans, and boy are these some good fucking beans. She was coming to suprise me for valentines day and will be here in 4 hours!!!

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  2. 02-10-2006 04:55 PM #2
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    ? you broke up with your girlfriend and are going out tonight? and shes coming with?
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  3. 02-10-2006 04:57 PM #3
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    broke up? huh?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  4. 02-10-2006 04:58 PM #4
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    what a fucking stupid ass thread by the dumbest bitch on this forum
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  6. 02-10-2006 05:01 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    what a fucking stupid ass thread by the dumbest bitch on this forum
    bu-bu-bu-but I thought we where freinds! .. Im so upset.. I just..

    oh wait, wtf am I talking about, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, IM GETTING ASS TONIGHT!
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  7. 02-10-2006 05:08 PM #7
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    I like the part where your mate is a guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I like the part where your mate is a guy.
    howd you know!?
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    Becuase we just had a big fight.
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  10. 02-10-2006 05:40 PM #10
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    its cool though cuz youre coming to suprise me!
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    When I saw the topic, I thought he was getting anal sex...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    When I saw the topic, I thought he was getting anal sex...
    Brokeback Boost?
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    grats boost

    im not getting ass till thursday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
    can i lock this? I'm in the mood to lock something.
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  16. 02-10-2006 09:23 PM #16
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    hmm....i got ass this morning when i woke up....last nite before I went to bed....yesterday while playing a tourney......long story short....I PWN U ALL!
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    [quote="lambchopdc"]hmm....i got ass this morning when i woke up....last nite before I went to bed....yesterday while playing a tourney......long story short....I PWN U ALL! quote]

    In the middle of a tourney?!?! I've gotten head before while playing, but I can't say that I've ever been clicking fold or raise mid-coitus. Unless of course you count ol' Lee Jones because he seems to fuck me all the time when I'm playing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lambchopdc
    hmm....i got ass this morning when i woke up....last nite before I went to bed....yesterday while playing a tourney......long story short....I PWN U ALL!
    Yeah i have his girlfriend on vent recorded all she does is screw chops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Yeah i have his girlfriend on vent recorded all she does is screw chops.
    Huh, I must be getting old. I have no clue what you mean...
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    ake lets have sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by journey075
    ake lets have sex.
    what about me?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ake
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    sorry, no pics, but it was fantastic. It was a quick one though, you gotta build up the stamina you know? This morning though, I rocked it good.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Default Re: OMFG! IM GETTING ASS TONIGHT!

    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    for those of you who dont know... I havea girlfreind that lives in sandiego. For those of you who dont know... I live in chicago. This means poor faithful honest boost rarely gets ass. Well I just got into a fight with my girlfreind, and she called me all upset and spilt the beans, and boy are these some good fucking beans. She was coming to suprise me for valentines day and will be here in 4 hours!!!
    Take it from someone who gets it every other night from his GF who lives with him - you're really missing out on the best thing in life.
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  30. 02-13-2006 02:34 AM #30
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    yes fuck'tard, I know this.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Default Re: OMFG! IM GETTING ASS TONIGHT!

    Quote Originally Posted by RotterSod
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    for those of you who dont know... I havea girlfreind that lives in sandiego. For those of you who dont know... I live in chicago. This means poor faithful honest boost rarely gets ass. Well I just got into a fight with my girlfreind, and she called me all upset and spilt the beans, and boy are these some good fucking beans. She was coming to suprise me for valentines day and will be here in 4 hours!!!
    Take it from someone who gets it every other night from his GF who lives with him - you're really missing out on the best thing in life.

    Rottersod... I knew the name sounded familiar. WTF was this man?

    PokerStars Game #3957303646: Tournament #19661502, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/02/13 - 02:10:16 (ET)
    Table '19661502 1' Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 2: NutsInYoEye (1605 in chips)
    Seat 4: RotterSod (1215 in chips)
    Seat 5: jarock21 (3605 in chips)
    Seat 8: jlleach21 (2575 in chips)
    jarock21: posts small blind 50
    jlleach21: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to NutsInYoEye [9h 9d]
    NutsInYoEye: raises 1505 to 1605 and is all-in
    RotterSod: calls 1215 and is all-in
    jarock21: folds
    jlleach21: folds
    *** FLOP *** [4c 4d 8d]
    *** TURN *** [4c 4d 8d] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [4c 4d 8d 5d] [6s]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    NutsInYoEye: shows [9h 9d] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
    RotterSod: shows [Kc Td] (a pair of Fours)
    NutsInYoEye collected 2580 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2580 | Rake 0
    Board [4c 4d 8d 5d 6s]
    Seat 2: NutsInYoEye showed [9h 9d] and won (2580) with two pair, Nines and Fours
    Seat 4: RotterSod (button) showed [Kc Td] and lost with a pair of Fours
    Seat 5: jarock21 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 8: jlleach21 (big blind) folded before Flop
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    If you guys would be at the same level at poker as you are at being funny you would all be filthy rich

    That being said, I got some ass too on saturday night.. Perhaps that will help my game I have usually played really well after the rare occasions teh Penguin has got laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    sorry, no pics, but it was fantastic. It was a quick one though, you gotta build up the stamina you know? This morning though, I rocked it good.
    LMAO. So you thought it was fantastic hugh? So why is she packing her bags to leave already Quickie McCracken? I guess one good quickie deserves another.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    sorry, no pics, but it was fantastic. It was a quick one though, you gotta build up the stamina you know?
    Sounds like you need to work out those PC muscles boy.
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    dude... its been almost a month... give me a fucking break. Like I said, I represented good in the morning
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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