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  1. 08-13-2007 03:49 AM #1
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    Default omg jumpsnap the ropeless jumprope is here!

    i find this hilarious...anyone else?
    http://www.jumpsnap.com/
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  2. 08-13-2007 06:15 AM #2
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    Dude that is awesome. I never use my jumprope anymore because it keept hitting the ceiling lamp.
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  3. 08-13-2007 08:01 AM #3
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  4. 08-13-2007 10:57 AM #4
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    Honestly who is stupid enough to buy this?
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  5. 08-13-2007 11:50 AM #5
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    i bought it to get the JumpSnap energizing CD for free.
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  6. 08-13-2007 12:17 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Honestly who is stupid enough to buy this?
    but you can burn 100 calories every 5 minutes - it's convenient, portable, and easy to use!!!
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  7. 08-13-2007 12:32 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Honestly who is stupid enough to buy this?
    but you can burn 100 calories every 5 minutes - it's convenient, portable, and easy to use!!!
    Damn, well I never really thought about it like that...
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  8. 08-13-2007 12:48 PM #8
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    lol testimonials

    "Fitness enthusiast calls JumpSnap the missing piece to the fitness puzzle"
    Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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  9. 08-13-2007 01:08 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    lol testimonials

    "Fitness enthusiast calls JumpSnap the missing piece to the fitness puzzle"
    brains are still missing I guess.......
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  10. 08-13-2007 02:21 PM #10
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    so erm, how do you like jump over the rope, or do you just jump up and down and wiggle the things in your hands?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    you just jump up and down and wiggle the things in your hands?
    the jumping is optional
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    so erm, how do you like jump over the rope, or do you just jump up and down and wiggle the things in your hands?
    ding ding ding!
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    I don't think the idea is totally rubbish though. What it needs to do is give you an electric shock if you don't jump high or fast enough to clear the "rope", or don't do the programmed number of repetitions. This also has the added bonus of killing off all the fat and lazy people who can't complete the training shedule.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AHiltz
    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    lol testimonials

    "Fitness enthusiast calls JumpSnap the missing piece to the fitness puzzle"
    brains are still missing I guess.......
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    You've got to be kidding me. Jumping around with sticks costs me $60?

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    Lol! That's so retarded! Just jump up and down with weights in your hand, for $60! Incredible!
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  17. 08-14-2007 12:15 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    You've got to be kidding me. Jumping around with sticks costs me $60?
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    Lol! That's so retarded! Just jump up and down with weights in your hand, for $60! Incredible!
    and here come the skeptics!
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  18. 08-14-2007 03:24 AM #18
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    Any of you guys ever use those thick weighted conditioning ropes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Any of you guys ever use those thick weighted conditioning ropes?
    yeah, i think i still have one in the back of my closet actually. Used it for football/basketball conditioning in H.S.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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