So I just fking HATE breaking up the momentum of a good session because I have to piss (playing connected to a 2nd monitor reduces mobility...).

This is not a good thing since I tend to drink a lot of green tea and have a pretty weak blatter.

So today I just decided to piss in a big empty glass that was sitting next to my poker station. After finishing my leak I frantically avoided timing out at my tables and placed said glass to the left of my keyboard.

Next time I felt like a drink of tea I obv just reached to my left and gulped down... my own piss.

I quickly spit it out and don't think I swallowed much. It tasted salty and man did it ever look like green tea when placed in a clear glass.

GG paying attention to what I was doing. At least I made teh moniez!