I guess I'm too balla as well, I don't have a number like that...

I use my wife's number all the time, though. I have it written down on a piece of paper in my wallet.

Probably not balla but whatevz, because I "JUST SAVED $7.98 ON MY PURCHASE TODAY BY USING MY HEN-HOUSE CARD" yippie-kye-yei-yeah-motherfuckers.