Personal Assistant

[chase_oryan]

I am currently moving back to Vegas from Chicago and I'm wondering if there are any professional poker players out there that are looking for a personal assistant.

I am very neat, detail oriented person, I love poker, all sports. and video games. I'm a great cook and I don't mind cleaning up, running errands, dishes that kind of stuff. If someone is seriously interested please email me directly at Chase_oryan @ Yahoo. com

If you would like any other info please let me know.


Thanks

[BankItDrew]

What rates are you looking for?

[lolzzz_321]

ha

[aka_red]

[wufwugy]

r u cool with being paid in blow jobs?

[Hawk]

[flomo]

pics?

[givememyleg]

haha

[pantherhound]

I think this was a funny and original post and that someone should take this person on, be they man, woman or otherwise.

[chase_oryan]

I am a guy... I"m looking for 15-20/ hr

[flomo]

r u cool with being paid in blow jobs?

[Lukie]

i've been meaning to hire a PA

requirements: cleveland area, attractive female, do what i tell you (non sexual job), u get paid 20/hr

[bigspenda73]

emailed

[chase_oryan]

didn't receive any emails

[wesrman]

Happy ending??? :P

[bigspenda73]

didn't receive any emails

ooops, sorry, mistyped

sent now

[chase_oryan]

nope still nothing.... send to chase_oryan @yahoo. com

I can't put it all together...

[BennyLaRue]

I can't put it all together...

Really? Because a good personal assistant could.

[aka_red]

I can't put it all together...

Really? Because a good personal assistant could.

i lold

[Lukie]

i've been meaning to hire a PA

requirements: cleveland area, attractive female, do what i tell you (non sexual job), u get paid 20/hr

in all seriousness, what do i do to get something like this? assume friends/family are not possible.

and don't say something like "CL ldo". that does not help.

[bigspenda73]

i've been meaning to hire a PA

requirements: cleveland area, attractive female, do what i tell you (non sexual job), u get paid 20/hr

in all seriousness, what do i do to get something like this? assume friends/family are not possible.

and don't say something like "CL ldo". that does not help.

high school job fair?

[Lukie]

i've been meaning to hire a PA

requirements: cleveland area, attractive female, do what i tell you (non sexual job), u get paid 20/hr

in all seriousness, what do i do to get something like this? assume friends/family are not possible.

and don't say something like "CL ldo". that does not help.

high school job fair?

excellent idea







not really

[mrhappy333]

maybe a community college job fair

[bigspenda73]

I'm getting increasingly annoyed that you have yet to respond to any of my emails, this is not the sign of a good assistant.

Sorry, but I won't be employing someone who cannot promptly correspond with another.

[d0zer]

This is some sorta kinky borderline power-abuse S&M kinda fantasy-fulfilling kinda gig right?

I charge $10/hr for that sorta thing.

[chase_oryan]

i would never work for a guy who is not compentent enough to send a email

[pantherhound]

lol, I find the developments in this thread hilarious, both the fact that noone seems to grasp/care that the assistant is a dude and also the simple breakdown in communication with both claiming the other can't work email.

[bigspenda73]

dude I sent it to Chase_oryan @ Yahoo. com like 2-3 times already. I will not have someone work for me who cannot properly type their email address.

Your ship has sailed, gg sir.

[chase_oryan]

ok well send it to that but there is no spaces inbetween any of the words...

send it to chase_oryan @ yahoo . com but no spaces and i can receive it.

[ProZachNation]

Chase you have a number I can reach you at? PM me it

[pantherhound]

dude I sent it to Chase_oryan @ Yahoo. com like 2-3 times already. I will not have someone work for me who cannot properly type their email address.

Your ship has sailed, gg sir.

lol u didnt actually put spaces in did u
besides, don't u live in Pwnsylvania, not Vegas?

[bigspenda73]

ok well send it to that but there is no spaces inbetween any of the words...

send it to chase_oryan @ yahoo . com but no spaces and i can receive it.

lol dude why not just type it w/o the spaces?

[pantherhound]

i now see why you need the assistant

[bigspenda73]

Chase you have a number I can reach you at? PM me it

get off my P.A. SLUT

[Warpe]

ok well send it to that but there is no spaces inbetween any of the words...

send it to chase_oryan @ yahoo . com but no spaces and i can receive it.

lol dude why not just type it w/o the spaces?

b/c then it's a link and noobs can't post links

[BennyLaRue]

lol, I find the developments in this thread hilarious, both the fact that noone seems to grasp/care that the assistant is a dude

I thought she was just kidding. Do a Google Image Search for "hot personal assistant" and almost 100% of the images are chicks.

[Hawk]

i now see why you need the assistant

[bigspenda73]

chase, just email me dude, it's in the thread

[swiggidy]

i now see why you need the assistant

I feel this is a way more accurate depiction of spenda than gerard butler (except for the skin color).

[nutsinho]

i know some people who might have a legitimate interest. stay tuned.

[chase_oryan]

alright here we go.... if you need to get a hold of me email me at EDIT {sorry, dude - you no breaky the law. -a500lbgorilla}

[ProZachNation]

alright here we go.... if you need to get a hold of me email me at {shoulda left it in this post though, because bigspenda is such a huge pimp for making this guy jump through so many hoops. hoops of fire afaik}

BAN FOR SPAMMING 10 POSTS BAN HIM BAN HIM OMG BAN HIM

[jyms]

yea cause that email was so hard to figure out before.

[wesrman]

Oh, its without the spaces???

[bigspenda73]

ok, finally

emailed yo

[wesrman]

If it doesnt work out with Bigspenda, let me know.

[ProZachNation]

I will give you a call tomorrow man. HOpefully work something out.

[pantherhound]

if anyone wants a personal proofreader email me at

p a nther hound @ y a hoo.c o

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