Phil Hellmuth is Terrible

[sk8r_daniel]

Has anyways watched the new Poker After Dark Tourny?? Its season 6 episode 10. Just watch how bad he plays time and time again missing positive equity shoving spots. And failing to reraise Antonio from the button. Its like he lacks in serious fundamentals.

I think I could beat him! He did say one smart thing the whole time when putting Mike on a hand. So obviously he has good instincts and is patient, but he really doesn't understand when to push and he doesnt realise that if someone is raising 80 percent of buttons then JT becomes a good enough hand to reraise.

[Chelle]

I think pigs are the cause of all of the problems in the world.

[GatorJH]

I like grapes

[XTR1000]

moon rockets ftw

[frosst]

Yea, but cars that go vvvVVRROOOMMMMMMMMM!!

[ZwiFT]

butterflies

[BooG690]

Is there any animal out there better than a lion? Seriously.

[wufwugy]

Is there any animal out there better than a lion? Seriously.

Things lions cannot do that tigers can

- Catch and kill ostrich
- Jump on elephants back and kill elephant with far fewer numbers than lions
- Kill sloth bear in a mano-a-mano death match
- Bigger, faster, stronger, more cat-like (whereas lions are more 'dog-like')
- Hunt solo what it takes a whole group of lions to hunt
- Climb trees
- Kill crocodile

The tiger is probably the most talented mammalian land carnivore to date. Lions are just pussy ass bitches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaeTUu3McnI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7dazPp20d8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jojNzvtP6LY

Many of those tigers play fighting with lions (and winning) are actually female tiger and male lion. Basically lions get beat up by girls

[BooG690]

I like tigers too...so I'll allow it.

Onto crocodiles...

[givememyleg]

if hellmuth is so bad how does he have 11 bracelets? your obv just jealous ...

[Hawk]

The Liger is pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

[surviva316]

obvs it's not phil helmouth who is terrible, but every player he's played in the last 10 years. i'll break it down for you:

Poker Player + The Internet + European Descent = unbeatable idiot who has no idea how to play poker

OP obviously has a lot to learn

[oskar]

...he doesnt realise that if someone is raising 80 percent of buttons then JT becomes a good enough hand to reraise.

Well, then put your ass to some use. Try to prove that statement and make a thread about how you did it... preferably in the BC.

[Micro2Macro]

I had an ostrich approach my car and peck at the window once.

[ShadyCardPlayer]

+1 To Serious Animal Derailing

[GatorJH]

GO GATORS!!!

[a500lbgorilla]

My favorite animal is the airplane.



It's sooooooo cuuuute!