The world is really flat. They put stuff in toothpaste to make our eyes slightly concave (or should it be convex?) to give the appearance that the world is curved. Also, God makes hurricanes always rotate the same way (depending on hemisphere) to trick us into thinking that the Earth is rotating on its axis. And yes, the sun and moon are the same size, just like if you go and stand fifteen metres away from me, suddenly you're smaller than me (and I'm smaller than you). IT ALL MAKES SENSE, AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME YOU'RE A SATANIST.