...Bartender says "Mr. Pirate, You have a steering wheel attached to your testicles. Doesn't that HURT???"
Pirate replies:
"ARRRR! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"
I say that joke at all of my final tables.
I got another one, too:
What do you get when you ask a dog to multiply 88 times 7???
THE WRONG ANSWER!!!!
/ I'm here all week.. thankyouthankyou!