...Bartender says "Mr. Pirate, You have a steering wheel attached to your testicles. Doesn't that HURT???"








Pirate replies:

























"ARRRR! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"



I say that joke at all of my final tables.





I got another one, too:



What do you get when you ask a dog to multiply 88 times 7???






























THE WRONG ANSWER!!!!


/ I'm here all week.. thankyouthankyou!