Quote Originally Posted by DWDuck
Hardy har har....

So a man walks into a bar (ouch), and says to the bartender "if I can absolutely astound and amaze you, will you give me drinks for free tonight?". The bartender says to the man "I've been around a while, and seen so many crazy things that there is no way you can astound and amaze me. You're on.".

The man proceeds to put his bag on the counter, open it up... when a man about a foot tall jumps out with a mini piano, and starts playing some funky blues. The bartender is astounded. "Well sir.... I suppose I owe you some drinks. But please tell me, how did you do it?".

The man pulls a lamp out of the bag. There's a genie in this lamp... if you rub it, it will grant you a single wish. The man rubs it, and out pops the genie. "Ok dude, what's your wish?" the genie asks. The man thinks, and makes his wish. Suddenly the bar is filled with ducks. Thousands... nay hundreds of thousands of ducks fill the bar. "What the hell is this?!?!?" the bartender screams. "I asked for a million bucks!"

"What did you think I asked for," the man said "A 12 inch pianist?".

I'm out.

Darkwing
ROFL - This is one I'd remember if I only could.