Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
This is the best joke I've heard in a while.

So there were two people who had recently died, and their souls were floating up to the heaven.

As they were floating up into the sky, a huge bald eagle flew right past them, it was an amazing spectacle.

So one of the souls says to the other one 'Ahhhh, eagle!'.

But the eagle was too polite to reply.
Love it dwarfman

In a similar vein:

A termite walks into bar and asks "Excuse me, but where is the bartender?"