I figure this could be a cool thread. So here goes:

A man comes home from a poker game looking very pale and tired.
Pre-empting the usuall barrage of "Where have you been?" and "You're wasting valuable money" which would come from his hag of a wife the man says: "You will need to pack your things". The worried wife replies: "WHY?! What happened?" "I Just lost you in a poker game" "Well, how did you manage that?". The man looks to the ground, holds back a tear and says "I had to fold on a royal flush"