post something that everyone might not know about you

[givememyleg]

Xianti, you have good taste in men.

[gabe]

does xianti save the pics of all ftrers somewhere? he must

[givememyleg]

does xianti save the pics of all ftrers somewhere? he must

esspecially if they're in bed wearing spandex underwear

[Xianti]

does xianti save the pics of all ftrers somewhere? he must

Just the hot ones.

[bigred]

WELL THAT WASN'T RANDOM. GIVEHIMHISPANTS.

[Galapogos]

What the? Who dressed up a cadaver like that? Crazy med students...

[givememyleg]

What the? Who dressed up a cadaver like that? Crazy med students...

Hey, I happen to think that guy's white legs are hot.

[sandstorm]

I was born in a different decade to when I was due to be born.

2 months hereff also im wastdwe-

[Sykedupp]

Just another gread thread of the past that xianti killed with a gmml pic.

-Chris

[|~|ypermegachi]

i have my ARCT diploma in piano performance.
grade 10 in violin.
played saxophone in jazz band high school.
sang in the high school choir.
black belt in kungfu (hung gar).
drive an integra.
yep...stereotypical asian.

[gabe]

i got an iphone and even though i tell people it is super cool (because it is) it still bugs out alot

[Trikflow77]

i got an iphone and even though i tell people it is super cool (because it is) it still bugs out alot

poser

[spoonitnow]

from 2+2 thread "your most embarrassing story ever." Not sure if this really fits the op for this thread, but w/e.

This one is from a long time ago, and its actually pretty funny I think. My mom is white and my dad is black, I dont look like Im either white or black, not really sure what race I look like. Anyways, I was with my grandma from my dads side, going to the park with a couple of my other siblings, some cousins and some neighborhood kids. Most of these kids are black. I was one of the youngest being around 5 years old, and naturally I was getting picked on. To this day, I have no clue where I got this from, but I just snapped back at one of them, "well at least god didnt leave me in the toaster too long to burn!" It was like time had frozen. I didnt get to play in the park, and when we got back to the apartment I had to go outside and fetch a switch. Yes.. I really had to do this...

dude seriously this is the funniest thing i've ever seen you type

[chardrian]

sorry this is the road to boys town and weve past the last turn off.

wheeeeeeeeee

[dranger7070]

lol thank you for bumping this chard.

Back to riding the Red River lol. Yep, I do it. Its vagina. I enjoy it in all forms (except rotten ldo).

Also, heres another thing about me. This last fall, I was 18, my dad's ex fiance's daughter calls me (shes like 16 i think) calls me. Shes pretty hot so im like, ok lets do this shit. But she tells me about one of her friends that likes me and I was like, Ok what do u want me to do about it? She hands the phone to her friend and shes starts hitting on me and shit. So im like ok, I'm def coming home from college this weekend.

So I get there. We're all hanging out in the living room. The fiance's daughter goes off to her bedroom with her bf and start DOING IT OMG (lol). So me and this chick are just sitting there listening to this and shes like, "you wanna?" I'm thinking "WTF? Of course!" So we go to another bedroom. Shut off the lights, do the dirty and we start talking and shit. She asks me how old I am and where I go to school, I tell her im 18 and a freshmen in college. She gets quiet. I'm thinking to myself, wtf. I ask her how old she is, like a junior or senior in hs? Nope. Sophmore? nope. *gulp* freshmen? yup. SHIT. How old are you? 15. *smashes face into wall*

In my defense (lol) she was hot as fuck, had a body that most 20 year olds would be jealous of, her friend (fiance's daughter) was 16, and I didn't ask age before hand. :/ Luckily, I dont suck at the sexin' so no jail time lol.

Cliff notes:
- 15 year old chick
- Shes hot
- Tells me her age after I hit it.
- Brag? (beat?)

[BankItDrew]

I'm not very good at poker.

[givememyleg]

SUP FTR IM JUST HANGIN OUT

[givememyleg]

Just another gread thread of the past that xianti killed with a gmml pic.

-Chris

WTF

[Parasurama]

I grew up in Las Vegas. One of my friends from high school lived in the same neighborhood as Phil Ivey. Of all the ridiculous mansions his might just have been the ballingest. I have ding dong ditched Phil Ivey.

[pantherhound]

my mother used to date the doctor who tried to save jimi hendrix but failed

Guess that make this post a fail

still time for mother to date winning doctor

[triumphant cracker]

i was in the movie business...

i made sets for tv , movies, videos and game shows, and also made floats and stage show set for disney...
profiler
pretender
american family
the district
campus cops
paranormal girl
nancy drew
jakes women
nickelodeon's the big help
......................................
city of industry
blade
basketball diaries
don juan demarco
.......................................
back street boys
eagles at the rose bowl
ice cube
naughty by nature
digable planets
red hot chilli peppers
matchbox 20
stone temple pilots
vince neil
the corrs
...................................

army commercial
korbel champagne commercial
...................................
the lion king parade
hunchback of notre dame stage show
Pocahontas stage show
..................................
stephen spielberg's resturant, Dive! in LA, and vegas
......................................
jurrasic park touring stage show
LA gear info booths
ad-ONE sneakers booth
....................................
warner brothers stores marvins rocket (childrens interactive space toy)
.......................................


now i'm laid off in bumfuck connecticut...
why the fuck did i move back here?
i hate it here.......

[gonefishin420]

something people might not know about me is I am dating a woman 15 years older than me and i;m allergic to alcohol......but not to mary jane......

[kingnat]

something people might not know about me is I am dating a woman 15 years older than me and i;m allergic to alcohol......but not to mary jane......

Nah.. i knew both those things.

[BennyLaRue]

something people might not know about me is I am dating a woman 15 years older than me

How old are you though? This may or may not be impressive/disgusting.

[yourfather]

I just learned how to whistle and I hate mayo. I am also allergic to cubicles.

[Ragnar4]

Debate: Highschool/Collegiate National Champion
Chior: All State Chior, Collegiate National choral selection.
Football: I hold records for longest interception return in both middle school and high school. I was playing DB just because I wanted to do something different, I was an OL starter.
IQ of 155

Poker is the only thing that I have ever done that I haven't risen to the top 1/2 of 1% of the nation in a meteoric rise. Mostly because I didn't have to try to learn how to do it, it just seemed to come naturally. It drives me nuts that I have to work at this goofy game.

[gonefishin420]

something people might not know about me is I am dating a woman 15 years older than me

How old are you though? This may or may not be impressive/disgusting.

i am 25 she is 40

[Deanglow]

When I was 16 I had an internship with a state senator. I submitted a very very liberal bill to be drafted about giving vouchers to poor kids for discounts on computers and shit like that. It passed 2 years later but has no funding

[sil693]

i attended weight training sessions once/week at the age of 8.

[BankItDrew]

I was the Mayor of Mitchell, Ontario. For 3 years during my early thirties.

[gabe]

my ringtone is metrostation - shake it

[Silly String]

I was the Mayor of Mitchell, Ontario. For 3 years during my early thirties.

"You ain't gots to lie, Craig, you ain't got to lie. "

[kmind]

I was born 23 years ago on this day.

[BoondockSaint]

My friend puked in a cup, I took it, gave it to another friend and said try this, he did, i've felt bad about it ever since it happened like 5 or 6 years ago. He has forgiven me since we have both done stupid shit to each other drunk, but I still feel bad.

[bigred]

Once in middle school, I threw a dodgeball at a friend's nuts and nailed him. He chased me around the park until I ran behind this large, ugly girl in our class and screamed "You'll never see me now!" I spent the following two days in the principal's office.

I was born 23 years ago on this day.

I knew that because the calendar at the top said that
happy birthday lol

[BankItDrew]

One day I was snowmobiling with a few friends on the East side of the Colorado Rockies. We started having races from top to bottom and one of my friends started an avalanche. The other three of us were out of the way but we had to dig up the cause of it all. He was fine but really scared.

[Chelle]

I only weighed 70 lbs when I started highschool. I now weigh 96 lbs.

[dranger7070]

I'm 6'3" and weighed (weigh) 185 in high school(tall, scrawny fucker) and started at right guard my junior and senior year and received all conference awards and a Division 5 (small school ldo) honorable mention for the state. Not bad considering I was the tallest/skinniest linemen in the conference and probably benched the least (225 my senior year).

[Chelle]

i hate playing sports.

[GatorJH]

i hate playing sports.

and you love cats?


sigh

[dranger7070]

It's cuz she's so lightweight imo. The skinnier a chick is (from what I've seen) the less inclined they are to play sports. I mean, makes sense, but man up imo.

The first time I got drunk, I cried like a baby.

[Chelle]

first time i got drunk was off half a bottle of beer.

i've only been drunk 3 times in my life, and all were before the age of 21.

and yes, i love kittens/cats and hate sports. pft @ manning up. tell that to animal_chin and bbickes. jking btw guys. <3

[Deadguy2]

I've killed someone

[Deadguy2]

actually I've killed 2 people (not my fault) they were breaking into my house

[Deadguy2]

96 lbs that means i could throw u

[GatorJH]

I've killed someone

actually I've killed 2 people (not my fault) they were breaking into my house

96 lbs that means i could throw u

ummmmm Welcome to FTR???

[BennyLaRue]

actually I've killed 2 people (not my fault) they were breaking into my house

And now you feel dead on the inside, hence the name but Deadguy1 messed up your plan? Or does it mean there were two guys and now they are dead?

[Chelle]

i'm secretly a gangster. i pop caps in bitches that wear the same clothes as me.

[bigred]

I've killed someone

actually I've killed 2 people (not my fault) they were breaking into my house

96 lbs that means i could throw u

ummmmm Welcome to FTR???

I like him already

[kingnat]

From my freshman year of high school through my last year of college, I acted in roughly 25 different shows and musicals. Despite being a physics major, I won the award for Best Actor for playing Biff Loman in Death of a Salesman at my university. Coincidentally, it was the last show I've been able to do as I started grad school the next year, and haven't had anytime since then.

[Deanglow]

i was valedictorian with a gpa of 5.683 and the #2 guy had 5.682. He wanted us to share the number 1 spot but I said fu cuz he was an asshole who cheated on tests and projects all the time.

[dranger7070]

Isn't GPA on a scale of 0-4?

[wufwugy]

i nearly flunked high school

i benched 320 and deadlifted 440 at 180 body weight

i once played chicken with my car and won (the 'game' was inadvertent, but happened nonetheless)

i would bang rachel maddow

i once fasted on nothing but water and liquor for 17 days, ive done several 7-10 day fasts

back before i understood logic and empiricism, i believed the earth was 6k years old, humans with superpowers existed, that disease was a product of toxins, and that 9/11 was a government conspiracy

im afraid of trying to be happy because im afraid it won't ultimately make me happy and i'll have to live the rest of my days with regret and knowing life is a bitch and then you die

[BoondockSaint]

I get cold and have to pee a lot whenever I am nervous. It is a pain in the ass because when I'm playing a ton of tables after moving up, I have to get off a lot to take a leak. If I am comfortable I can go half a day without a leak easy.

[dranger7070]

I kissed a girl, and I liked it.

[swiggidy]

Poker is the only thing that I have ever done that I haven't risen to the top 1/2 of 1% of the nation in a meteoric rise.

You are already there

[Jack Sawyer]

I'm a big autodidact.

I love Astronomy, Astrology, Theoretical Physics and Photography.

I also love to play the role of "Mysterious Stranger".

I hate haters and hating in general.

I also hate checkboxes, in the vein of 2P2.

I have lately become very interested in Wing Chun and Culinary Arts.

[boost]

I love ice cream, yet I have a fairly mild case of lactose intolerance. A small serving and Im fine... yet its not rare for me to down a whole pint in one sitting, then be in pain for the next few hours.

Also my stomach can be fairly sensitive in general, yet I love to eat all difference types of food, again I rarely practice self control, and I often suffer through the pain because of this.

[swiggidy]

I hate haters and hating in general.

I also hate checkboxes, in the vein of 2P2.

[x] Irony

[BoondockSaint]

for the amount of poker I have played, I should be way better than I am, and always get depressed whenever I think about it

[boost]

I enjoy turning my head perpendicular to the shower head and allowing a jet of water shoot directly into my ear. The sensation is extremely bizarre and the best I can describe it is the water is simultaneously creating an itch and scratching it. The feeling is hypnotizing and I can easily stand there for 5minutes or longer allowing the water to tickle the inside of my ear.

[sil693]

I enjoy turning my head perpendicular to the shower head and allowing a jet of water shoot directly into my ear. The sensation is extremely bizarre and the best I can describe it is the water is simultaneously creating an itch and scratching it. The feeling is hypnotizing and I can easily stand there for 5minutes or longer allowing the water to tickle the inside of my ear.

hahaha ^^^ this.