lol thank you for bumping this chard.

Back to riding the Red River lol. Yep, I do it. Its vagina. I enjoy it in all forms (except rotten ldo).

Also, heres another thing about me. This last fall, I was 18, my dad's ex fiance's daughter calls me (shes like 16 i think) calls me. Shes pretty hot so im like, ok lets do this shit. But she tells me about one of her friends that likes me and I was like, Ok what do u want me to do about it? She hands the phone to her friend and shes starts hitting on me and shit. So im like ok, I'm def coming home from college this weekend.

So I get there. We're all hanging out in the living room. The fiance's daughter goes off to her bedroom with her bf and start DOING IT OMG (lol). So me and this chick are just sitting there listening to this and shes like, "you wanna?" I'm thinking "WTF? Of course!" So we go to another bedroom. Shut off the lights, do the dirty and we start talking and shit. She asks me how old I am and where I go to school, I tell her im 18 and a freshmen in college. She gets quiet. I'm thinking to myself, wtf. I ask her how old she is, like a junior or senior in hs? Nope. Sophmore? nope. *gulp* freshmen? yup. SHIT. How old are you? 15. *smashes face into wall*

In my defense (lol) she was hot as fuck, had a body that most 20 year olds would be jealous of, her friend (fiance's daughter) was 16, and I didn't ask age before hand. :/ Luckily, I dont suck at the sexin' so no jail time lol.

Cliff notes:
- 15 year old chick
- Shes hot
- Tells me her age after I hit it.
- Brag? (beat?)