from 2+2 thread "your most embarrassing story ever." Not sure if this really fits the op for this thread, but w/e.

This one is from a long time ago, and its actually pretty funny I think. My mom is white and my dad is black, I dont look like Im either white or black, not really sure what race I look like. Anyways, I was with my grandma from my dads side, going to the park with a couple of my other siblings, some cousins and some neighborhood kids. Most of these kids are black. I was one of the youngest being around 5 years old, and naturally I was getting picked on. To this day, I have no clue where I got this from, but I just snapped back at one of them, "well at least god didnt leave me in the toaster too long to burn!" It was like time had frozen. I didnt get to play in the park, and when we got back to the apartment I had to go outside and fetch a switch. Yes.. I really had to do this...