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    Default Post your plans for degenrate Xmas drinking:

    Me and my mates are doing a festive pub crawl along the river Thames in Hammersmith, London on Sat.

    There's 10 pubs and the plan is 2 pints in each. Throw in a few shorts, and its recipe for disaster.

    Last time we did this crawl the 10th pub wouldn't serve us. Could be the fact I fell flat on my face at the bar and my mate was throwing up in their flower pot outside.

    Going to be messy. Hopefully I'll be so pissed I won't be able to try and play poker when I get in......
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    i am going to drink in the holiday spirit.

    until I pass out
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    There's 10 pubs and the plan is 2 pints in each. Throw in a few shorts, and its recipe for disaster.
    yes.. maybe some slacks or some overalls... nothing like extra leg wear to make a night truly outstanding... u crazy euros...


    And.. um.. 20 pints in a night?.. Over how many hours?... From one semi-retired marathon drinker to a forum full of them.... Sorry dude, I'm gonna have to call some bullshit.
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    Default Re: Post your plans for degenrate Xmas drinking:

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    And.. um.. 20 pints in a night?.. Over how many hours?... From one semi-retired marathon drinker to a forum full of them.... Sorry dude, I'm gonna have to call some bullshit.
    meeting at 5pm sharpish. 20pints? hard work but ok (i'm gonna be fucked for sure). They'll prob be a few drop outs, incl 1/2 pints here and there. But yeah, 10 pubs, 2 pints/drinks in each. prob followed by curry and couple more pints.......

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    drink 20 pints at the same time? brilliant!
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    I am making plans to drink like a degenerate because I want to drink like a degenerate.
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    it's December.

    It's the month of unashamed, dirty, degenerate drinking.
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    does it have to be dirty?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    does it have to be dirty?
    no, but it helps.
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    any good eggnog recepies?
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    1 fl oz (25 ml) brandy (though you may as well triple this)
    3 fl oz (75 ml) milk
    1 tablespoon(s) sugar syrup
    1 egg (s)
    2 ice cubes
    freshly grated nutmeg to garnish

    Place the ice cubes in a shaker. Add the brandy, milk, sugar syrup and egg. Shake well.
    Strain the mixture into large goblet(s).
    Serve garnished with a sprinkling of grated nutmeg.

    tastes better after 20 pints of London Pride.
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    what type of milk? do I make the sugar syrup myself or can i buy this at the store? Can I substitute in rum for the brandy?
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    Oh u degens.

    My plans are obv to get wasted with the rest of the cousins at the family party causing the rest of the family to speculate on our 'raging alcoholism' that runs rampant through the younger generation.

    truly a giant buzz kill =(

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    what type of milk? do I make the sugar syrup myself or can i buy this at the store? Can I substitute in rum for the brandy?
    rum, brandy, bourbon. or all 3 if you're feeling fruity.

    sugar syrup easy to make - though you can prob buy it. Just google it, but basically heat water and sugar till you get syrup.

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    oh and full fat milk if I was you
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    any good eggnog recepies?
    The only acceptable recipe for eggnog for my palate is the following:

    Ingredients
    1 bottle of rum

    Directions
    Pour rum into cups

    Drink.

    Serves 1-4
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    any good eggnog recepies?
    The only acceptable recipe for eggnog for my palate is the following:

    Ingredients
    1 bottle of rum

    Directions
    Pour rum into cups

    Drink.

    Serves 1-4
    hahah! can I substitute bourbon?
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    lol liquid cocaine! my buddy almost died off those on his 21st
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    1 fl oz (25 ml) brandy (though you may as well triple this)
    3 fl oz (75 ml) milk
    1 tablespoon(s) sugar syrup
    1 egg (s)
    2 ice cubes
    freshly grated nutmeg to garnish

    Place the ice cubes in a shaker. Add the brandy, milk, sugar syrup and egg. Shake well.
    Strain the mixture into large goblet(s).
    Serve garnished with a sprinkling of grated nutmeg.

    tastes better after 20 pints of London Pride.
    this egg nog recipe fails in so many ways it hurts. seriously.
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    then fix it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    lol liquid cocaine! my buddy almost died off those on his 21st
    Did he drink a lot? Or is it just a lethal combination?
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    i bought him 2, story says he had about 35 drinks that night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    i bought him 2, story says he had about 35 drinks that night.
    I may have about 1/3 of that
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    lol liquid cocaine! my buddy almost died off those on his 21st
    wow sick, i love casinos in unexpected places. Ive been to Niagara, quaint place. I remember it as a village with little there?

    Anyway, the plan is skiing. as for new year,

    1. probably go to pub,
    2. forced to mingle with old school freinds who were never really friends,
    3.get drunk,
    4. ????
    5. Profiteroles
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    1 fl oz (25 ml) brandy (though you may as well triple this)
    3 fl oz (75 ml) milk
    1 tablespoon(s) sugar syrup
    1 egg (s)
    2 ice cubes
    freshly grated nutmeg to garnish

    Place the ice cubes in a shaker. Add the brandy, milk, sugar syrup and egg. Shake well.
    Strain the mixture into large goblet(s).
    Serve garnished with a sprinkling of grated nutmeg.

    tastes better after 20 pints of London Pride.
    this egg nog recipe fails in so many ways it hurts. seriously.
    your just hating baby -

    but i did just google and tried to sound all eggnoggtastic.

    i'm fukin cunted. free bar at the insuarnce xmas ball. it was shit. im pissed and just dropped $300 rollin in and trin to plauy poka. do i care? nah - its frikin xmas MOFO!!!"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    i'm fukin cunted.
    sig added...
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    lol, I use that term way to much, but im in my first year of uni with a decent amount of savings and poker money, course im gonna get cunted!
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    Cunted is a great word. Summed me up perfectly last night ..........sadly now I just feel like a cunt. I hate hangovers.

    First year of Uni you say? Which Uni you at? I graduated a good few years ago from Leicester. Student life was quality. Hangovers didn't matter then - you just had to feel by 6pm to start again...........
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    can imagine three good days of degeneracy....

    then a week later and if i end up here http://www.parihaka.com/Festival/2009/Festival.aspx then i may need some more degeneracy to get over the hippy love peace buzz
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    Cunted is a great word. Summed me up perfectly last night ..........sadly now I just feel like a cunt. I hate hangovers.

    First year of Uni you say? Which Uni you at? I graduated a good few years ago from Leicester. Student life was quality. Hangovers didn't matter then - you just had to feel by 6pm to start again...........
    Im at manc uni, spending ridiculous amounts of money going out 3 nights a week, im gonna be completely skint by the end of the year :/. Meh fuck it, im going out tonight to get cunted regardless! student nights FTW .

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