Posts now count towards post counts!

[Pascal]

Hi all,

We've decided that posts in non-strategy forums will now count towards your total post count

This means that posts will also count towards becoming a Qualified Member, which gives you access to all of our exclusive events: See here

It would be great to see more players in them, and we're looking to get some more events for US players. Feel free to recommend a room you think we should start having events at!

Pascal

[givememyleg]

RILLA, YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!

[OngBonga]

That's doubled my overall post count. I missed my 2k milestone post which I was looking forward to wasting with pointless drivel.

[Pascal]

Better go for 3k posts then

[bigred]

Is this retroactive?

[Pascal]

Yup

[bigred]

My post count says 4K. Not 5 billion. Please fix this.

[bikes]

nest of douchebags

[Pascal]

My post count says 4K. Not 5 billion. Please fix this.

[bigred]

nest of douchebags

Jealous Mr. 3K?

[bikes]

Jealous Mr. 3K?

[bigred]

[Pascal]

Thoughts on temp banning big for failing that hard?

[Jack Sawyer]

Hi all,

We've decided that posts in non-strategy forums will now count towards your total post count

This means that posts will also count towards becoming a Qualified Member, which gives you access to all of our exclusive events: See here

It would be great to see more players in them, and we're looking to get some more events for US players. Feel free to recommend a room you think we should start having events at!

Pascal

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


2435 is my lucky number! See, there's a 2, a 3, a 4 AND a 5!


I don't think I've wandered outside the Community since Jan or Feb last year. This also meant the unofficial closing of Jack's Bar. Since posts now count, maybe I should reopen it? I'm done with poker, so it should be life-based.

[wufwugy]

sry but i been king of the commune for quite some time now

[MadMojoMonkey]

There should be a sound bite of Tony G saying "I'm qualified" when you click on the "Qualified" button. It's already in all of our heads anyway, right?

[rong]

How many do I have?

[rong]

Ooooh over 2k, finally I'll have access to the 2k club forum. Yes!

[wufwugy]

listed post counts are way way way way off

[jackvance]

Made me FINALLY break 3k!

[Pascal]

listed post counts are way way way way off

Seem on the low side to me too but we counted backwards through all FTR Community posts Not manually before someone asks

Looks like Community posts aren't counting still actually, can someone confirm?

EDIT: Confirmed, Community posts weren't added - will get them added asap!

[givememyleg]

yeah or else bigred and wuggywuf would have more posts than our national debt.

[Pascal]

Not sure your national debt is a real number, it's too big

[bigred]

yeah or else bigred and wuggywuf would have more posts than our national debt.

Can we ban pascal for failing that hard?

[Pascal]

[surviva316]

yeah or else bigred and wuggywuf would have more posts than our national debt.

Trillions upon trillions in the negative . . . sounds about right.

[bigred]

Lolz jelly man

[surviva316]

Lolz jelly man

I'm just bitter about all the hundreds of minutes of my life you've wasted linking me to music videos of 90s alternative that isn't Nine Inch Nails.

[Galapogos]

Waitaminute, so bigred has made over 4k posts of actual content in the strategy forums??

[BennyLaRue]

Curious.

[BennyLaRue]

Ya, that's broked.

[Pascal]

Will be fixed in a day to two days, max - expect to see post counts increase masssssssively

[JKDS]

Wow, if community isnt posted...then my 1500 added posts are exclusively Werewolf posts

[rong]

Wow, if community isnt posted...then my 1500 added posts are exclusively Werewolf posts

yeah this

[WillburForce]

I'm curious - cause I ain't been on FTR as much I used to.

Who is Pascal??? Your from the UK, are a mod and now seem to be in every thread I look at!

[jackvance]

I went up 500, is that from the WW forum then?

[Pascal]

Posts that were added were:

Feedback
FTR Gauntlet: The Online Poker League
Wins and Fails
FTR Events and Announcements
FTR Exclusive Event Passwords
Werewolf Village
Wolves Den

[crazzvette]

what are or what is this Werewolf Village or Wolves Den ?
i see this on the forum but i still don't get it . . . . . . . . . .

[jackvance]

Werewolf is a game we have been playing for years on this forum, the story behind it is that everyone is a villager in a makebelief village, and we know that a few of us are werewolves in disguise. These are randomly determined by a mod so it could be anyone. Each day the village votes who to lynch, and the majority vote will be lynched. This is in an attempt to get rid of the wolves. If all the wolves are killed, the villagers win, the wolves win if they outnumber the villagers. (or equal numbers, point is they can just kill them so the game ends) The game is a lot of fun because it is detective hunting the wolves (or if you are a wolf, you have to try to trick the village), and all you have to go on is what people post.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Not sure your national debt is a real number, it's too big

The bigness of a number has no bearing on the realness of said number.

Trillions upon trillions in the negative . . . sounds about right.

Negative debt is called profit.

[jyms]

Just posting to see where my numbers are at. With commune posts I may be able to pass fnord

edit : Shit now I have to do a 5K well or something.

[crazzvette]

Werewolf is a game we have been playing for years on this forum, the story behind it is that everyone is a villager in a makebelief village, and we know that a few of us are werewolves in disguise. These are randomly determined by a mod so it could be anyone. Each day the village votes who to lynch, and the majority vote will be lynched. This is in an attempt to get rid of the wolves. If all the wolves are killed, the villagers win, the wolves win if they outnumber the villagers. (or equal numbers, point is they can just kill them so the game ends) The game is a lot of fun because it is detective hunting the wolves (or if you are a wolf, you have to try to trick the village), and all you have to go on is what people post.

sounds interesting enough , now , how do i join or can i play in it as well ? better yet , please don't lynch me , please don't , lol .

crazzvette

[supa]

lynch crazzvette

[BennyLaRue]

poty

[jackvance]

sounds interesting enough , now , how do i join or can i play in it as well ? better yet , please don't lynch me , please don't , lol .

crazzvette

Assuming you're a female, sending pics of your boobs and other talents to me will do the trick.

[a500lbgorilla]

I
am
ALIVE

[a500lbgorilla]

I should have more posts. Give me more posts.

[crazzvette]

Assuming you're a female, sending pics of your boobs and other talents to me will do the trick.

it won't do any good , i'm 28 and only 4 foot 11 and 100 lbs , i get teased alot for still wearing training bras , i'm quite sure that most guys here have bigger boobs then i do . lol .

crazzvette

[crazzvette]

lynch crazzvette

now what did i do to deserve this , grrrrrrrr , lol .

crazzvette

[jackvance]

it won't do any good , i'm 28 and only 4 foot 11 and 100 lbs , i get teased alot for still wearing training bras , i'm quite sure that most guys here have bigger boobs then i do . lol .

Ok then =) Next time a new game is up, subscribe and you're in.

[crazzvette]

Ok then =) Next time a new game is up, subscribe and you're in.

okie dokie , i will , but by the sounds of it now , i may be a target for a lynching now , just remmebber all , i'm small and accident prone , i bruise easily , lol .

crazzvette

[jackvance]

Don't worry we are very kind to newcomers in WW.. ok scratch that, we actually just kill them off immediately because they probably suck.. but don't let that discourage you

[crazzvette]

Don't worry we are very kind to newcomers in WW.. ok scratch that, we actually just kill them off immediately because they probably suck.. but don't let that discourage you

now thats good news , you would need to keep me playing there . if you killed me , who would be left there to suck with you guys , lol .

crazzvette

[OngBonga]

Ooooh over 2k, finally I'll have access to the 2k club forum. Yes!

No, not me. Just the 1k club, which I will point out doesn't exist.

[OngBonga]

Don't worry we are very kind to newcomers in WW.. ok scratch that, we actually just kill them off immediately because they probably suck.. but don't let that discourage you

They were really nice to me when I joined. I still haven't been lynched yet. I have SDM to thank for that just for being there when I started.

[jackvance]

now thats good news , you would need to keep me playing there . if you killed me , who would be left there to suck with you guys , lol .

Thing is, we used to have 20+ people playing WW, but our last game we were down to only 11. It still works but it's just so much better with more people. Would be great if we could get some more fresh blood up in here.

They were really nice to me when I joined. I still haven't been lynched yet. I have SDM to thank for that just for being there when I started.

You are so erratic as a villager that it is super easy to spot you as one, hence you live

[wufwugy]

There are three secrets to staying alive in Werewolf

1. Post a lot
2. Point fingers at others
3. Convince teh wufwuginator that you're not a baddy

[bikes]

There are three secrets to staying alive in Werewolf

1. Post a lot
2. Point fingers at others
3. Convince teh wufwuginator that you're not a baddy

3 secrets to winning ww.

1. dont post anything until mid game
2. sit back and observe
3. come up with logical conclusions




3 steps to playing ww like wufwugy

1. post bullshit
2. complain that everyone else isnt posting enough bullshit
3. luckbox

[wufwugy]

the luckboxing is dependent upon the delicate balance of bullshit post construction

[donkbee]

Thing is, we used to have 20+ people playing WW, but our last game we were down to only 11. It still works but it's just so much better with more people.

I used to play but I wasted sooooooo much time playing it. Like I was going to bed 3 hours later than usual because of it. I had to ban myself

[kiwiMark]

1 step to losing at werewolf

1. make eye contact with keith

[rong]

1 step to losing at werewolf

1. make eye contact with keith

Did you used to play? Don't remember you playing when I've played.

[swiggidy]

There goes my top 20 ranking...

Not sure actually counting all the commune posts will even help, but maybe

[Stacks]

[Stacks]

Reading through the last few days of that game is fucking hilarious. So many lulz had.

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post2082319

Objection!

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post2082031

[JKDS]

I woulda won too, if it wasnt for that meddling danawrong

[bigred]

Wuf comparing me to the "it was you the whole time" cat still makes me laugh to the point of tears.

[kiwiMark]

Did you used to play? Don't remember you playing when I've played.

I only played once in that one halloween werewolf that dragged on and on and on and on until everyone lost interest but I was a special so had to keep playing. and keith was convinced I was a wolf because I woke up earlier than usual one day or slept in late or something.

[wufwugy]

I only played once in that one halloween werewolf that dragged on and on and on and on until everyone lost interest but I was a special so had to keep playing. and keith was convinced I was a wolf because I woke up earlier than usual one day or slept in late or something.

he doesnt play anymore. ive convinced myself it's because he's intimated by teh wufwugy

[Pascal]

Posts from Community now count. Pretty sure the first time trying to count them all just overloaded the server...

Everyone who now qualifies for the Qualified Members club has been automatically added

[wufwugy]

10k posts lolpocalypse. ofc fatred is 13k

wpp needs to be brought back, then we'll see who the real king is

[wufwugy]

how in the shit did rilla get 20k. must be foul plai

[JKDS]

Hey i got 1k commune posts too! So my posts in Poker+commune>ww. thats good lol

[jyms]

Holy Fuck I have 8K??? What have I done with my life

[jackvance]

Rilla 22k good god