...I am playing in a $5 MTT to distract me from my real work on the 11,500 guarantee on Full Tilt, and in this here $5 MTT, I lost a coin flip that left me with 30 chips (blinds were at 25/50). I split a pot to move up to 75, then won most of a three-way pot to get me to 285, then stole blinds and won with AA vs. KQ to get up to my current stack of 630. And I just got dealt AJ, so who knows, I might win this thing...

edit: stole more blinds with my AJ to make it 750. Still 2nd to last in chips but man, I've multiplied my stack by 25 times. I am teh poker geniuz.

edit: the magical run is ovahhhhh. God bless people who limp in with AJo and then call a 9 BBs all in with it. My pocket fives were no good.