Qualifying for the 2010 Olympics

[dj newman]

After some deep thought and quiet soul-searching. I have decided to qualify for the next winter olympics. My next question after this decision was in what sport? Winter rather than summer, since summer is too hard to qualify for. I ran through a list of my skills...I play hockey twice a week...damn it Canadian team too strong...unless I married an Italian Bird...could be possible...but maybe another sport. Speed-skating, cross-country skiing and downhill skiing are too popular, and you have to put in some serious training effort. Hmmm, what about Bobsled, Luge or Skeleton...I weigh about buck-thirty....can't push a bobsled. I guess that leaves me Luge or Skeleton....don't have to be in great shape....very little competition...sound like this could be the one. Skeleton is a little newer, but something about being called a Luger....really appeals to me. So I guess that does it, I am going to qualify in Luge for the next Olympics.....Do they still do Doubles Luge?.....I would love to be the bottom guy.

[a500lbgorilla]

"damn it Canadian team too strong"

Oh yah, definitly.

[Muxy]

"damn it Canadian team too strong"

Oh yah, definitly.

It will be in 2010.

[a500lbgorilla]

"damn it Canadian team too strong"

Oh yah, definitly.

It will be in 2010.

Clearly gold metal favorites, amirite?

[bigred]

After some deep thought and quiet soul-searching. I have decided to qualify for the next winter olympics. My next question after this decision was in what sport? Winter rather than summer, since summer is too hard to qualify for. I ran through a list of my skills...I play hockey twice a week...damn it Canadian team too strong...unless I married an Italian Bird...could be possible...but maybe another sport. Speed-skating, cross-country skiing and downhill skiing are too popular, and you have to put in some serious training effort. Hmmm, what about Bobsled, Luge or Skeleton...I weigh about buck-thirty....can't push a bobsled. I guess that leaves me Luge or Skeleton....don't have to be in great shape....very little competition...sound like this could be the one. Skeleton is a little newer, but something about being called a Luger....really appeals to me. So I guess that does it, I am going to qualify in Luge for the next Olympics.....Do they still do Doubles Luge?.....I would love to be the bottom guy.

And I wondered why you were on the list of ftr's most hated.

[tcpj4]

Umm hello curling?

[dj newman]

Curling isn't a bad one either...especially since it is a sport just made for drinking...Damn ice is slippery though

[Estrop]

The 2010 olympics are in France aren't they? I hate the French..

[dj newman]

Vancouver....although we have our own version of the French....Quebec

[potdragn]

Umm hello curling?

NO! you may not steal my plan. in my athletic shape, the only way ill be an olympian is by curling or bowling. i plan to win enough money playing poker to move to Jamaica, build a curling arena, and revive the great history of jamaican winter olympics. damn ive said too much....

[dj newman]

Since when is bowling an Olympic sport....