Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
Friend - "Hey guys, I had the best time at the beach last week."

Grandpa - "I had fun at a beach once. It was called the Invasion of Normandy and I was showered in pieces of Men who were 10 times more deserving of a vacation than you'll ever be. But hey, I'm glad the closest friends I've ever had exploded in front of me so you could sleep with a bunch of drunk college freshman."
at least Grandpa wasn't homophobic