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The Da Vinci Code/Angels and Demons.
There were so many things idiotic about these two movies. They clearly had the chance to be an epic two-part series, but then they did it out of order, acknowledged it in the movies, and did nothing interesting in around 5 hours of screenplay. Oh and btw, Jesus had a daughter and it's easy to kill ppl in public. I fucking hate movies that are OBVIOUSLY SELF-AWARE. It's called suspended belief Mr. Howard, but when it's like Tom Hanks is looking at us winking going "hahaha yea guys remember when I exposed the Catholic church for over a 1,000 years of deceit and murder that should completely destroy the faith-base of 1/6th of the world's population but like lol no one noticed or w/e hey thanks for that book from your archives crazy how it all turns out to be done by two people in each movie."
Oh, and any Jim Carrey/Adam Sandler movie made this decade.
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