Offical nominees

Is asshat a verb?
God, I hope not.

You got hearts?
Nope, waffles.

Rock, paper, scissors?
Monkeys, bananas, hotties.

[Edited the montimus nominee]

How could you make that call, moron?
But it was s00ted. I play g00t.

Is making money fun?
It's for the monkeys.

Last chance, fellas.

-'rilla