Quote Originally Posted by bigred
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plank is a noun:

plank  /plæŋk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[plangk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a long, flat piece of timber, thicker than a board.
apparently, "asshat" is not a word:

No results found for asshat.

Did you mean as shat?