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    Default "High Card" hand under sig.

    Is this based on the number of post you make or what?
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    Yes posts made in any forum other than the commune and a couple of other non strategy forums.
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    It's based on penis size. Sorry man.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    It's based on penis size. Sorry man.
    LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    It's based on penis size. Sorry man.
    you have four penises?
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    apparently i have a full house of penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    It's based on penis size. Sorry man.
    Awesome!
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    ROFLMAO Nice welcome to the forums folks.....thanks for the giggles!

    Galapogos, please tell me that's not a real person in your sig? That's not you I hope?

    wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
    ROFLMAO Nice welcome to the forums folks.....thanks for the giggles!

    Galapogos, please tell me that's not a real person in your sig? That's not you I hope?

    wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
    Welcome.

    Im guessing u cant see sigs???
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    Quote Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
    wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
    please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
    [11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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    PostPosted: Fri, 10 Oct 2008, 12:16pm
    Welcome.

    Im guessing u cant see sigs???
    Yes I can see sigs.

    please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
    Him? wufwugy is a Him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
    PostPosted: Fri, 10 Oct 2008, 12:16pm
    Welcome.

    Im guessing u cant see sigs???
    Yes I can see sigs.

    please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
    Him? wufwugy is a Him?
    So did u think that all 4 of the girls were him??? Or all 4 the same girl??? Now im confused.

    And hes far from the worst poster on here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
    PostPosted: Fri, 10 Oct 2008, 12:16pm
    Welcome.

    Im guessing u cant see sigs???
    Yes I can see sigs.

    please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
    Him? wufwugy is a Him?
    So did u think that all 4 of the girls were him??? Or all 4 the same girl??? Now im confused.

    And hes far from the worst poster on here.
    What 4 girls. I only see 1 in this post. On the path in the woods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
    What 4 girls. I only see 1 in this post. On the path in the woods.
    Thought so. What u see is his avatar, not his sig. The sig is under the post.

    You may have to make a certain amount of posts or turn on sigs in your profile, im not sure. Maybe a mod can tell you if any are around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
    What 4 girls. I only see 1 in this post. On the path in the woods.
    Thought so. What u see is his avatar, not his sig. The sig is under the post.

    You may have to make a certain amount of posts or turn on sigs in your profile, im not sure. Maybe a mod can tell you if any are around.
    Ahhhh. I've been schooled. Thanks man! I believe you have to reach 10 post to have a sigs. Maybe to see them also.
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    one of the chicks from his sig

    can you see this on wufwugys post?




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    Yep that was it. Thanks Jack. But sigs are so distracting, (even if they are HOT), I'm not sure it's a plus having them on. I'm not here for soft porn, but I am a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
    And hes far from the worst poster on here.
    and who do you offer up as a worse poster?
    perhaps yourself?
    [11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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    How do you put a animated GIF in ur sig anyway?
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    <<<<<<<<only ranking that matters
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    apparently i have a house full of penis
    maybe don't live in a frathouse? HTH
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    penises or penii. discuss.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    confirmed based on penis size.

    Mine's a joke
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    At least it's a fucking joke.
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    geddit?
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    'splain plz?
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    The queen is the chick fucking the king. Fuck king. Fucking.

    NOW LAUGH DAMMIT!!!

    edit: now I notice that I've got the Kd. Stay back, sister, there will be no playing with my .
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    HAHAHAHAHAAHAH dont hurt me
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    I don't really get it Halv, but it seems like a good place for this

    pokerplyr247, welcome, but before you spend too much time posting, I'd create an account with a new name
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    Quote Originally Posted by reDZill4
    perhaps yourself?
    Possibly, but at least i dont act like a retard that purposely tries to get strikes so i can be act like im a bad ass.
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    i can't see sigs

    it's -EV to see them
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    I don't really get it Halv, but it seems like a good place for this
    Any place is a good place for bananasex!

    pokerplyr247, welcome, but before you spend too much time posting, I'd create an account with a new name
    Or just ask xianti to change it for you .

    I want "halv" dammit!
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    SUP HALV
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    ...create an account with a new name
    Or just ask xianti to change it for you .
    Actually, don't. I haven't even been responding to PM requests for name changes lately.
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    [quote="Xianti"]
    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    ...create an account with a new name
    Or just ask xianti to change it for you .
    Actually, don't. I haven't even been responding to PM requests for name changes lately.[/quote

    PM sent!
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    two of us have the Qd. it pleases me.
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reDZill4
    Quote Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
    wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
    please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
    you're just pissed off that i owned your soul then explained to you why i owned your soul

    you are likely bipolar; seek help

    if you have anything to say to me or anything to say about me then get back on aim so i can slap the bitch out of you
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    two of us have the Qd. it pleases me.
    Are you suggesting that you're a lesbian?

    Just asking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by reDZill4
    Quote Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
    wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
    please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
    you're just pissed off that i owned your soul then explained to you why i owned your soul
    HH?
    [04:18] <+Bbickes> do u has teh agoraphobia?
    [04:18] <+fat> im agressive yes
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    i hate my name... i dont even know wtf it means.
    I post nonconstructive piss
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by reDZill4
    Quote Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
    wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
    please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
    you're just pissed off that i owned your soul then explained to you why i owned your soul

    you are likely bipolar; seek help

    if you have anything to say to me or anything to say about me then get back on aim so i can slap the bitch out of you
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wufwugy

    [11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    two of us have the Qd. it pleases me.
    Are you suggesting that you're a lesbian?

    Just asking.
    You and Xianti said it, not me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reDZill4
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by reDZill4
    Quote Originally Posted by pokerplyr247
    wufwugy, please tell me that IS you! Nice pic either way she has nice elbows.
    please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
    you're just pissed off that i owned your soul then explained to you why i owned your soul

    you are likely bipolar; seek help

    if you have anything to say to me or anything to say about me then get back on aim so i can slap the bitch out of you
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wufwugy

    that entry was made by a member on a different forum i used to post on. he went by the handle jolio and was the coolest motherfucker ive ever known from the internets. he called himself carl here because for a while i thought his name was carl, and he kept the joke rolling for a while.
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    i usually skip over and ignore all of the quoted quoted quotes conversations, but i admit i read that one and thought it was pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by reDZill4
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    please don't flatter or encourage him. he is consistently the worst poster on the forum.
    And hes far from the worst poster on here.
    and who do you offer up as a worse poster?
    perhaps yourself?
    I'm the worst poster, {acronym Renton hates}

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