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  1. 12-28-2008 04:00 PM #1
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    Default The "I suck" thread

    Please only post here if you suck at life,

    including me.

    Thanks.
  2. 12-28-2008 05:17 PM #2
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  5. 12-28-2008 07:56 PM #5
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    FUCK, I MADE YOU SUCK AT LIFE BUT NOW I SUCK AT LIFE ACCORDING TO THE NEW OP...DUCY?!!!!
  6. 12-28-2008 08:15 PM #6
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    I spend countless hours playing poker for pennies. I have a so so job. I owe thousands of dollars to credit card companies. And in October I broke up with my girlfriend cos to talked to gat damn much! Loved to argue. I miss her...... breasts. She has great cans. I am such a fool. She filled out a sweater so nice. So I sit here missing a girl I broke up with (saving money though). I think I suck.... until summer.
  7. 12-28-2008 09:20 PM #7
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    AND IT FRIED MY FUCKING TV ! ! ! !
  8. 12-28-2008 09:46 PM #8
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    I'M GONNA TRY TO GET SOME FROM MY EX GF THIS WINTER BREAK AND LAST I HEARD FROM HER (OVER A YEAR AGO) WAS SHE NEVER WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN LET'S GO ONE TIME!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    I'M GONNA TRY TO GET SOME FROM MY EX GF THIS WINTER BREAK AND LAST I HEARD FROM HER (OVER A YEAR AGO) WAS SHE NEVER WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN LET'S GO ONE TIME!!
    if i could reach thru my computer and slap you i would

    not to be mean just so that you might wake up
  10. 12-28-2008 10:08 PM #10
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    wait so no go with her? she was fucking insane sexually - in a good way
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    yes go with haer and get pics for FTR

    but don't get emotionally hung up with her--which you may already be right now
  12. 12-28-2008 10:20 PM #12
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    oh no trust me it was all me who broke things off with her because i grew old of her. i just want some. fucked up yes. i doubt i get any though. will try to get pics, i used to have some on my old phone
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    good luck sir.
  14. 12-28-2008 10:35 PM #14
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    I cant seem to beat micro stakes unlimited hold them...

    Considering just throwing in the towel and moving on in life.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I thought you were the nuts at mid/small stakes HU, boost?
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  17. 12-29-2008 12:10 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    I thought you were the nuts at mid/small stakes HU, boost?
    I was doing pretty good maybe ... hell... a year ago? But Ive been so busy with school and my internship.. idk I just cant seem to get anything going now...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Damn, sorry man...I suck too, been at it for like 2 years straight 4 years total...sorry for stalking you (another fail)
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    I've been here this many years and I'm just now looking like I can take a shot at 5nl. I SUCK.
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  20. 12-29-2008 03:44 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    I've been here this many years and I'm just now looking like I can take a shot at 5nl. I SUCK.
    dude Ive been playing some 20nl... the rake is beatable... but barely...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

    I spend all fucking month trying to get back to breakeven after a shitty week, finally get there yesterday, then today... NOPE! I suck at life for being back to fucking breakeven after a -6 buyin in 2k hand session. FUCK ME!
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

    I spend all fucking month trying to get back to breakeven after a shitty week, finally get there yesterday, then today... NOPE! I suck at life for being back to fucking breakeven after a -6 buyin in 2k hand session. FUCK ME!
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  23. 12-29-2008 09:56 AM #23
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    I suck at life cause its nearly new years eve, I've got lots of friends coming over, loads of expensive wine, loads of nice food to cook and I'm ill as a dog.

    Can barely swallow, loads of nasty shit in my nose, coughing up horrid looking brown/green muck.

    So fking gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce

    Can barely swallow.
    Well I'm certainly not coming over now.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce

    Can barely swallow.
    Well I'm certainly not coming over now.
    sorry, I'm still waiting on 'Rilla top teach me to "play gay with bigred".

    I'm unsure how to react
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  26. 12-29-2008 01:42 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce

    Can barely swallow.
    Well I'm certainly not coming over now.
    sorry, I'm still waiting on 'Rilla to teach me to "play gay with bigred".

    I'm unsure how to react

    just sit back and let bigred do all the work, pretty easy imo.


  27. 12-29-2008 01:43 PM #27
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    oh yeah, forgot to tell you. bigred can be soooo gentle, just watch out when he gets "that look" in his eyes. you'll know what I'm talking about.


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