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  1. 11-10-2014 01:20 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post

    fucking epic hahahaha omg i'm dying here

    I re-read the story and thoroughly enjoyed it again.

    A lot of props to boog, thanks man

    he is truly a braver man than I
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  2. 09-11-2011 05:18 PM #2
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    This thread led to me googling some clown stuff, and images of the clown from IT appeared on my screen, and man, that shit still kinda freaks me out.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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  3. 09-11-2011 06:53 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post
    aryan thanks, this thread could be one of the best ever in the commune
    I would thank Carl's bump. Glad you guys enjoy it though.
    Last edited by BooG690; 09-11-2011 at 06:59 PM.
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    And prison bars in his hands?
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    might be a good time to link the o.g. thread:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...wn-177204.html

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  7. 09-12-2011 01:56 AM #7
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    who's the chick in gabe's meme? I'd totally pee in her butt.
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    My girlfriend wants you to do her next birthday. She'll turn 22 but she's like three feet tall so it should feel pretty normal


    inb4 boogstripper jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    My girlfriend wants you to do her, next birthday.
    Fun with commas!
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  11. 09-14-2011 10:11 AM #11
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    boog in his clown suit doing jazz hands.

    This is the greatest thing to ever happen to the commune.
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  13. 11-10-2012 08:11 PM #13
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  14. 11-11-2012 12:14 PM #14
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    Necessary bump is necessary. Need some excellent shops to bring new life to this thread. I would but I'm playing more of a leadership role here, no need to get my hands dirty.
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    Wow. I missed the September '11 bump of this thread. Wow.
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    Great stuff.
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    I didn't realize it before since Gabe's text was in the way but she's practically giving you a footjob in this pic. What kind of weirdass kids were you partying with?

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    This the goon they replaced you with? Nice to see the chick loves her job enough she's still doing it.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Pretty sure this is BooG's replacement as Non-Threatening-but-Ethnic-Looking-Enough-to-Relate-to-Certain-Kids Clown.

    What kid asked for the big orange penis balloon? She isn't sure. But it's disgusting.

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    That hair should be on her minge, not his chin.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    That hair should be on her minge, not his chin.
    Lol minge. I love buying brit porn mags and reading all the ridiculous slang.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    That hair should be on her minge, not his chin.
    It likely is, plus plenty more. She doesn't look like a tidy girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    It likely is, plus plenty more. She doesn't look like a tidy girl.
    Boog? Confirm?
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    ongies gonna ong
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    People still buy porn mags?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    People still buy porn mags?
    For the articles, duh.
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    LOL fucking BID. Very nice.
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    It has been FAR too long since this thread has had a bump.
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    haha, I never get tired of this thread.
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    where is boob690 these days?
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    He prob got recruited by the North. That'll be boog's next epic story.
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