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    omg how awesome is this movie. best shoot em up ever (tied with josey wales prolly), even better than any of arnie's. i knew it was gonna be good cuz they said it was tons of good killing, but damn i didn't expect it to be that good. some of the sickest cinematography for killing. like when he puts an arrow through the dude's head or when he chops off the other guy's head with the machete. it almost like stallone watched all the coolest parts of other action movies (like the scene in fistful of dollars where clint kills the three or four guys in like half a second) repeatedly to engulf his mind with action hero greatness.

    the movie's not fantastic in some other arenas, but thats okay. for an action hero movie its got it all, and stallone needs to direct more of this shit.
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    on a different slightly unrelated note just saw mr and mrs smith for the first time as it was on t.v. (yes i realise its 3 years old or sumthing) and thought it was the shiz. angelina jolie is so smoking hot in it it actually makes me want to cry tears of joy....that is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    you are entertained easily.
    awesome post!
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    all i got to say is my buddy stole a cops nite stick tonite. garduation party yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee.


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    rambo sucks. sly stalone sucks. any movie with sly stalone sucks.

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    Um, Rocky is a classic. I'm sorry there isn't enough hand holding and tea sipping in it for your taste, but it doesn't suck.
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    yeh to call old school sly films crap is bordering on slander, admitedly they dont have the best story lines but if you want that watch a film with tom hanks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    rambo sucks. sly stalone sucks. any movie with sly stalone sucks.

    /thread.
    Incorrect, Tango and Cash is an awesome movie.
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    stalone is pretty terrible imo. However he does have some pretty good crappilly-awesome action movies under his belt.
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    so is this thread full of levels? DAYLIGHT WAS ALSO AWESOME

    anyways i never seen the other rambos. should i?

    and i used to dislike sly until i saw him on snl. he was a funny computer nerd
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    OMG Tango & Cash! One of my favorite films when I was a kid, haven't seen it in years. Gonna have to try and find it somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pankfish
    Um, Rocky is a classic. I'm sorry there isn't enough hand holding and tea sipping in it for your taste, but it doesn't suck.
    ive never seen rocky and dont ever want to. if i want to watch a boxing movie ill watch raging bull. and i do like action films dick, i just dont patronize ego maniac douche bags like stallone when i can avoid it.
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    You've never seen rocky? So you are judging someones entire career without seeing their best performance? GG
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    Quote Originally Posted by pankfish
    You've never seen rocky? So you are judging someones entire career without seeing their best performance? GG
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    lol what a douche
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    Fucking loved the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    First Blood is also a absolute quality movie. Wuf you have risen greatly in popularity points!!! Halv has also gain some, others in this thread dont feel bad as i didnt read your replies

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    will lost a buncha points imo.

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    Rocky is good to watch once, after that SLY just becomes annoying.

    I really cannot think of too many great Stallone moments, not a big fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    will lost a buncha points imo.

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    OMG i can only qoute this one. I was gonna qoute wuf but then pankfish had some great gems.

    Wuf plz watch all rambo movies. maybe except rambo as that was really bad tho has comic value.

    And come on ''stop or my mom will shoot'' is a classic

    Sly only lacked the one liners Arnie had!! h btw Demolition Man, tell me you didnt think that was brilliant when you were younger.

    But hey if you like Heath Ledger spitting on his hand as he enters a tent...........
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    <------------------------OMG how cud i 4get the pic in my avator!!!! easily a great movie/

    WHo else could pull off an arm wrestling slash child custody film.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da GOAT
    btw Demolition Man, tell me you didnt think that was brilliant when you were younger.
    totally forgot about that one. rat burgers ftw
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