Quote Originally Posted by bigred
I had a girl tell me she was falling for me on the first night we hooked up...

dangerous adventure: I invited her out for a second date cause I needed ass
LMAO.

been there. done that, too.

back in high school. me and my little bro hooked up with our friend (the real life Eddie Haskell) and went mailbox bashing. must have ripped up about 50 or so. obviously, we left a trail right through the neighborhood. we get about a mile from our house and we see, across the street, the search light of a cop scanning between the houses. we take flight, jumping over fences (if you can picture my friend...looked a bit like drew carey). we all played sports in school, but my bro and i could kick his ass in a footrace, as well as outjump his fat ass, but he flew past us soooo fast, we had a hard time watching where he was going.

we hole up under an evergreen tree, the only one in about four backyards (great place, not obv or anything), and see the cops (about 4) come tearing into the backyard with their flashlights being held all Charlie's Angels style. they were talking so much smack..."if we find these kids, we're taking them in"....blah blah blah. we could hear them rustling the leaves behind us. we could see them looking up in the 50 foot oak trees to the side of us. they looked everywhere but under that tree!! immediately after the cops leave, my friend says, "dude, i gotta pee sooooo bad. do you think its safe?" my bro and i say, "hell no. they're waiting for us. you gotta hold it, dumbass."

he waits for 2-3 hours. about 4:30 am, we leave and take the backyards back home. the next week, we are famous. we are written up in a local newspaper. i didnt tell my mom the story for 8+ years.

i still think the pigs saw us the whole time, and only wanted to scare us. they prolly didnt want to mess with all the paperwork. nobody's that dumb. it was literally the only hiding space with in 100 yards.

story 2 is about 12 of us egging a car (white 1986 Dodge Omni) with football players on a double date trying to impress their LADIES!! may get to that one some other time.

ps gabe can never give his stories justice. always paranoid about wpp.