I haven't read a single post in this thread, but I will tomorrow when I have more time...

My random story: One night we're at a frat party, we're not really cool with the frat guys (we're baseball players) but we bring chicks over so they don't mind. My buddy starts stealing anything he can get his hands on from the frat. I think he got a few neon beer signs, some CD's, and other random little shit. He looks at me and says "George I'm going around the house and you're going to put this TV through the window." I'm drunk and I'm like fuck it so whatever, I say okay.

When he gets to the window I pick up the TV but it won't fit, so I can't give it to him. About the time I'm trying to ram and jam this mother fucking TV through the window somebody comes around the corner and all hell breaks loose. This guy swings at me and misses, I throw him aside like he's nothing and run for the door......dude picks up an empty bottle and throws it at me, hitting me in the back and the bottle shatters.....by this time there are more dudes coming at me so I Superman my ass through their screen door onto the deck after I get punched a few times.........Once I'm on the front deck everyone is like WTF? because they don't know what's going on, I yell to some baseball guys "grab them" and they do and I escape.

A few nights later I see the same dudes at the bar that were trying to get me and nothing was said.......and nothing ever happened after that. Respect teh GEORGE.