Randomness thread, part two.

[will641]

delayed coffee brewers are pretty much the stone cold nuts. not only do you not have to deal with making noise in the morning, grinding away, it makes it way easier for sloth's like myself to get out of bed knowing that there's freshly brewed coffee in the next room.

[bigred]

delayed coffee brewers are pretty much the stone cold nuts. not only do you not have to deal with making noise in the morning, grinding away, it makes it way easier for sloth's like myself to get out of bed knowing that there's freshly brewed coffee in the next room.

I make coffee the night before and pour it into a pitcher. I <3 iced coffee.

[will641]

delayed coffee brewers are pretty much the stone cold nuts. not only do you not have to deal with making noise in the morning, grinding away, it makes it way easier for sloth's like myself to get out of bed knowing that there's freshly brewed coffee in the next room.

I make coffee the night before and pour it into a pitcher. I <3 iced coffee.

when it gets warmer out i'll probably start doing that. i <3 it too.

[GatorJH]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...ker_S05_Teaser

that hand makes so much more sense to me now than it did 3 months ago.

[frosst]

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx?movie=9224

[givememyleg]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...ker_S05_Teaser

that hand makes so much more sense to me now than it did 3 months ago.

siiiiick

[Lukie]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...ker_S05_Teaser

that hand makes so much more sense to me now than it did 3 months ago.

It still doesn't make any sense to me. Then again, I just saw it for the first time and don't really follow the TV poker scene.

Given action and position, Antonius should never have a hand he can c/c a UTG raiser with 3x, but he knows Laak knows this and all that implies. Still, I'd tentatively say it still looks like a really weak play given his equity vs Laak's range, but it sounds like there are some other dynamics at work here that I'm not aware of.

[boost]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...ker_S05_Teaser

that hand makes so much more sense to me now than it did 3 months ago.

It still doesn't make any sense to me. Then again, I just saw it for the first time and don't really follow the TV poker scene.

Given action and position, Antonius should never have a hand he can c/c a UTG raiser with 3x, but he knows Laak knows this and all that implies. Still, I'd tentatively say it still looks like a really weak play given his equity vs Laak's range, but it sounds like there are some other dynamics at work here that I'm not aware of.

undeniably sick meta game? I mean, seriously, how often are you going to see that entire table be awe struck by a poker hand?

[Lukie]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...ker_S05_Teaser

that hand makes so much more sense to me now than it did 3 months ago.

It still doesn't make any sense to me. Then again, I just saw it for the first time and don't really follow the TV poker scene.

Given action and position, Antonius should never have a hand he can c/c a UTG raiser with 3x, but he knows Laak knows this and all that implies. Still, I'd tentatively say it still looks like a really weak play given his equity vs Laak's range, but it sounds like there are some other dynamics at work here that I'm not aware of.

undeniably sick meta game? I mean, seriously, how often are you going to see that entire table be awe struck by a poker hand?

Yeah, I know what you're saying.

One thing I've noticed about Antonius from everything I've seen of him (and no this isn't going to be another homo remark like everybody else), is he always remains remarkably composed, never gives off any tells (that I can pick up on, at least), and is very deliberate in all his actions. Like, I don't even think it's possible to get a read on the guy.

[Jack Sawyer]

that shit goes down in history in the gallery of sickest calls ever imo.

but then again, he did not fold top pair (9) J kicker against farha on the flop either for a half a mill all-in in S4; he seems to be prone to put people on flush draws (correct in farha's case, deduce-able [big part of his range] in laak's case)

and yes, you can't get a read on The Terminator

[b-rabbit]

just found a black and mild in my printer. my printer. i was changing the paper in it and found it lodged in the paper receiver flipper thing. its kinda hard to describe but imagine some place in your printer thats not normally visible. i don't smoke black and milds...

[x]random
[x]true

[Lukie]

so tomorrow i have to either throw away or pack up basically everything i've ever owned (parents dumped all my old stuff on me when i moved to my current place) so i can move on thursday, which starts about 6-7 hours before i typically get up.

yay for waiting until the last minute

i mean, there really isn't much of a way to describe it, other than it's a lot of stuff.

pics will most likely not be posted, the main reason being that i have no idea where my camera is.

[bigred]

Quick synopsis

Man goes to jail in Spain for raping a 13 year old girl and is let out 9 years later for a 3 day pass to visit his home town. Passes by mother of girl in street and taunts her asking how daughter is. Man proceeds to go into a bar. Mother grabs a bottle of gasoline, walks into bar, douses the man with the bottle and lights the man on fire in epic hollywood revenge. Man dies of injuries later in hospital.

I can't make this shit up.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ng-rapist.html

[flomo]

so tomorrow i have to either throw away or pack up basically everything i've ever owned (parents dumped all my old stuff on me when i moved to my current place) so i can move on thursday, which starts about 6-7 hours before i typically get up.

yay for waiting until the last minute

i mean, there really isn't much of a way to describe it, other than it's a lot of stuff.

pics will most likely not be posted, the main reason being that i have no idea where my camera is.

hire people to take care of it

[a500lbgorilla]

Ah, that story made me feel good.

[Parasurama]

Quick synopsis

Man goes to jail in Spain for raping a 13 year old girl and is let out 9 years later for a 3 day pass to visit his home town. Passes by mother of girl in street and taunts her asking how daughter is. Man proceeds to go into a bar. Mother grabs a bottle of gasoline, walks into bar, douses the man with the bottle and lights the man on fire in epic hollywood revenge. Man dies of injuries later in hospital.

I can't make this shit up.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ng-rapist.html

This is possibly the funniest headline I've ever read

[Jack Sawyer]

how do they manage to make something this epic out of a fucking sac fly?
http://www.operationsports.com/video...ame.php?id=560

[Lukie]

so tomorrow i have to either throw away or pack up basically everything i've ever owned (parents dumped all my old stuff on me when i moved to my current place) so i can move on thursday, which starts about 6-7 hours before i typically get up.

yay for waiting until the last minute

i mean, there really isn't much of a way to describe it, other than it's a lot of stuff.

pics will most likely not be posted, the main reason being that i have no idea where my camera is.

hire people to take care of it

considering the move is about 18 hours away and i have virtually nothing done, i think i'm just going to have the moving company do most of it.

they will be compensated at $90/hr for 2 guys and a truck (total), so i don't think they will be too upset.

[BennyLaRue]

how do they manage to make something this epic out of a fucking sac fly?
http://www.operationsports.com/video...ame.php?id=560

Very nice.

(No way RL Ichiro throws out Granderson by 8 feet though, so the game is dellusional but looks amazing.)

[WildBobAA]

Ya, and Granderson would never try to run over the catcher. Can't wait until that game comes out. I still played 08 even when it was the middle of winter. It's my favorite sports series by far.

[flomo]

i hate moving. i move too much.

how far is the move?

[will641]

i hate moving. i move too much.

me too. i always manage to never fully unpack too. i shit you not i have a box unpacked from a year and a half ago filled with miscellaneous shit.

[GatorJH]

i hate moving. i move too much.

how far is the move?

this post moved me.

[BennyLaRue]

i shit you not i have a box unpacked from a year and a half ago filled with miscellaneous shit.

Well, that just makes sense. You can't shit me because it's packed away.

That's just math.

[GatorJH]

look at the bright side. When someone tells you to pack your shit and get the fuck out you are halfway there.

[will641]

wow, my adrenaline is going. i just got a message from my lawyer saying to call him back. i'm waiting from the courts to hear if i am going to get early termination from probation. and i dont remember the last time he actually called me so i'm really hoping it's important and that it's good important news.

oh and OFC when i call him back he's not in the office and won't be back til later.

[Lukie]

i hate moving. i move too much.

how far is the move?

close, 10 miles or so

[flomo]

i hate moving. i move too much.

how far is the move?

close, 10 miles or so

still sucks

good luck on the move

[Lukie]

thanks.

do you want to come over and help me?

[triumphant cracker]

i hate moving as well...i moved 13 times in 6 years....wtf?

[will641]

wow, my adrenaline is going. i just got a message from my lawyer saying to call him back. i'm waiting from the courts to hear if i am going to get early termination from probation. and i dont remember the last time he actually called me so i'm really hoping it's important and that it's good important news.

oh and OFC when i call him back he's not in the office and won't be back til later.

ZOMG! hearing on 3/6 on whether or not to release me!!! gawd i'm so nervous.

[WildBobAA]

So I'll be in Florida for SB next week and when I get back I'll have Killzone 2, MLB 09 The Show, and Resident Evil 5 to play. so so so sick

[flomo]

wow, my adrenaline is going. i just got a message from my lawyer saying to call him back. i'm waiting from the courts to hear if i am going to get early termination from probation. and i dont remember the last time he actually called me so i'm really hoping it's important and that it's good important news.

oh and OFC when i call him back he's not in the office and won't be back til later.

ZOMG! hearing on 3/6 on whether or not to release me!!! gawd i'm so nervous.

be good
and neatness counts

[ProZachNation]

I have boxes I move but never open lol they just go home for the summer then back to school

[wufwugy]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...ker_S05_Teaser

i dont get all the hoopla. this hand is simple

4T = KJ because laak aint triple valuing worse than AK. no way he would go for sick value with JJ like this, and he opened somewhat early (don't remember where exactly) and that means that a lot of kings are out of his range, like KT but mainly K9 and below.

his range is very polar, he's playing antonius on tv and may wanna pull a big bluff, antonius knows that when its close between call/fold for a showdown the answer is call, and laak probably limps a lot so this takes a lot of sets and straights out of his range so its pretty likely that the only hands antonius is afraid of are AK KQ AA KK

[bode]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...ker_S05_Teaser

i dont get all the hoopla. this hand is simple

4T = KJ because laak aint triple valuing worse than AK. no way he would go for sick value with JJ like this, and he opened somewhat early (don't remember where exactly) and that means that a lot of kings are out of his range, like KT but mainly K9 and below.

his range is very polar, he's playing antonius on tv and may wanna pull a big bluff, antonius knows that when its close between call/fold for a showdown the answer is call, and laak probably limps a lot so this takes a lot of sets and straights out of his range so its pretty likely that the only hands antonius is afraid of are AK KQ AA KK

which happens to be a pretty huge part of his range as an UTG or UTG+1 opener in a full ring game. good to know this is an easy call though.

[Lukie]

wow, my adrenaline is going. i just got a message from my lawyer saying to call him back. i'm waiting from the courts to hear if i am going to get early termination from probation. and i dont remember the last time he actually called me so i'm really hoping it's important and that it's good important news.

oh and OFC when i call him back he's not in the office and won't be back til later.

ZOMG! hearing on 3/6 on whether or not to release me!!! gawd i'm so nervous.

be good
and neatness counts

qtf

i've been to court a few times for trivial offenses where it probably doesn't matter too much, but there are always people there for higher-type misdemeanors or lower end felonies. i'm amazed that these people show up in jeans and a ripped t-shirt. like wtf?

at the very least wear nice shoes, slacks, a belt, and a tucked-in collared shirt.

[boost]

the mother pulling a lock stock and two smoking barrels is pretty awesome. She failed to first walk in, remove the fire extinguisher, then follow through on lighting him on fire.

[will641]

wow, my adrenaline is going. i just got a message from my lawyer saying to call him back. i'm waiting from the courts to hear if i am going to get early termination from probation. and i dont remember the last time he actually called me so i'm really hoping it's important and that it's good important news.

oh and OFC when i call him back he's not in the office and won't be back til later.

ZOMG! hearing on 3/6 on whether or not to release me!!! gawd i'm so nervous.

be good
and neatness counts

qtf

i've been to court a few times for trivial offenses where it probably doesn't matter too much, but there are always people there for higher-type misdemeanors or lower end felonies. i'm amazed that these people show up in jeans and a ripped t-shirt. like wtf?

at the very least wear nice shoes, slacks, a belt, and a tucked-in collared shirt.

yeah i'm not sure if i will be going to the hearing or not. it's in iowa and i'm in texas. if my lawyer says that it will look really awesome to the judge i will shell over the $300-400 to fly up there, but other then that at best they might put me on telephone conference.

[bikes]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx...ker_S05_Teaser

i dont get all the hoopla. this hand is simple

4T = KJ because laak aint triple valuing worse than AK. no way he would go for sick value with JJ like this, and he opened somewhat early (don't remember where exactly) and that means that a lot of kings are out of his range, like KT but mainly K9 and below.

his range is very polar, he's playing antonius on tv and may wanna pull a big bluff, antonius knows that when its close between call/fold for a showdown the answer is call, and laak probably limps a lot so this takes a lot of sets and straights out of his range so its pretty likely that the only hands antonius is afraid of are AK KQ AA KK

This hand was beat to death by 2p2 and it was decided that the only hand PA is worried about is KK because the KQ is heavily discounted due to it being Laak. AK isn't betting like this too often and AA the same.

[bigred]

So what's the deal with pokertube having ep 1-4 of PAD cash game and then like 36-42 and nothing in between?

[Galapogos]

So what's the deal with pokertube having ep 1-4 of PAD cash game and then like 36-42 and nothing in between?

^^^^^^^ Worst Seinfeld impression ever.

[Lukie]

update on the move:

i kept pushing stuff back and pushing stuff back. my mom came over and helped but only stayed an hour or 2. then another girl that i used to date but haven't seen in a few weeks came over to help move. we got like 2 boxes packed and then i started banging her on steps against the wall when i was supposed to be taking her home. then i did her at the top of the steps amidst like 10 boxes. she was yelling abnormally loud, like almost trying to make her mark on the people downstairs as if she hadn't done that already.

now i have at least 10-15 hours of work left, and the movers are going to be here in about 6 hours. i, of course, have to sleep, and that easily takes precedent. tomorrow is going to be quite the interesting.

trip report to come

[WillburForce]

moving sucks.

[frosst]

update on the move:

i kept pushing stuff back and pushing stuff back. my mom came over and helped but only stayed an hour or 2. then another girl that i used to date but haven't seen in a few weeks came over to help move. we got like 2 boxes packed and then i started banging her on steps against the wall when i was supposed to be taking her home. then i did her at the top of the steps amidst like 10 boxes. she was yelling abnormally loud, like almost trying to make her mark on the people downstairs as if she hadn't done that already.

now i have at least 10-15 hours of work left, and the movers are going to be here in about 6 hours. i, of course, have to sleep, and that easily takes precedent. tomorrow is going to be quite the interesting.

trip report to come

wrong thread imo

[bode]

if any of you have ever read raptors blog, this shit is lolgreat

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090225002003613

[bikes]

So I'm tilting today as usual and someone is pissing me off so i let loose the plz go fk urself.

Then I remember how mcat claims detriot's 'DETRIOTTTTTTT BASKETTTTTTBALL' sounds exactly like PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOO FUCKKKKKKKKKK YOURSELF

and I laughed. really hard.

[will641]

just did a 90 minute full body workout: legs, arms, back, cardio.

feelin' spent but good at the same time.

[flomo]

5 spades

[BoondockSaint]

just did a 90 minute full body workout: legs, arms, back, cardio.

feelin' spent but good at the same time.

Shit man I'm so out of shape I do my iron gym for anywhere between 18-22 pull ups, 20-30 pushups right after, then maybe like 10-20 of the like reverse triceps push up. I complete this all in about maybe 4 minutes and I usually feel weird for about an hour afterwards. Kinda pathetic I know. I worked out every other day for close to 5 years and I really let myself go the last 5. My brother is doing some p90x thing he saw on TV so I might try that if I see it work wonders on him.

[Stacks]

Fuck my corrections test tomorrow!

[Parasurama]

So what's the deal with pokertube having ep 1-4 of PAD cash game and then like 36-42 and nothing in between?

I think 5-35 are PAD donkament, the numbers just refer to PAD episode numbers not specifically PAD cash game

[ATOTHEC101]

just did a 90 minute full body workout: legs, arms, back, cardio.

feelin' spent but good at the same time.

Shit man I'm so out of shape I do my iron gym for anywhere between 18-22 pull ups, 20-30 pushups right after, then maybe like 10-20 of the like reverse triceps push up. I complete this all in about maybe 4 minutes and I usually feel weird for about an hour afterwards. Kinda pathetic I know. I worked out every other day for close to 5 years and I really let myself go the last 5. My brother is doing some p90x thing he saw on TV so I might try that if I see it work wonders on him.

I don't think 99 percent of the people on this forum can even do 18-22 pull ups, let alone do stuff after so not that pathetic.

[GatorJH]

Today is Friday - YAY!!!!!!

[swiggidy]

i shit you not i have a box unpacked from a year and a half ago filled with miscellaneous shit.

I have a box filled with random crap that I packed when I moved in 1996. I've removed a couple items and replaced them with others, but it's basically been a box of crap that I just move every time I've moved (8 times now).

[amagic]

Anna Kournikova:

AK = Anna Kournikova. Always looks great. Never Wins.

[amagic]

A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the hell have you been?" she asked.

"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game."

"How did you manage to do that?"

"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."

[b-rabbit]

ZING!

[will641]

i shit you not i have a box unpacked from a year and a half ago filled with miscellaneous shit.

I have a box filled with random crap that I packed when I moved in 1996. I've removed a couple items and replaced them with others, but it's basically been a box of crap that I just move every time I've moved (8 times now).

lol wow okay i guess i'm not that bad. i think you need to take a leap of faith (or something like that) and just throw away the box. it r holdin you back.

[Galapogos]

That was actually pretty random amagic.

[will641]

what do you call a half catholic half jew?

A CASHEW!

[bode]

if any of you have ever read raptors blog, this shit is lolgreat

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090225002003613

how has no on watched this and then lol'ed for like 5 minutes?

[frosst]

[ProZachNation]

I have lost 25 lbs since January 5th. 235 -> 210
I can now do 30 pushups and try to do at least 150 every night.

My beer gut is almost GONE! and I no longer get winded walking up two flights of stairs with my backpack on. Which use to be pretty embarrassing.

What was funny was I didn't realize how fat I got till I looked at pictures of myself. I think the mirror lies.

[ChrisBCritter]

spot on. That is awesome

[bigred]

I think Matrix 2 should get a little more love but it's good.

[swiggidy]

I have lost 25 lbs since January 5th. 235 -> 210
I can now do 30 pushups and try to do at least 150 every night.

My beer gut is almost GONE! and I no longer get winded walking up two flights of stairs with my backpack on. Which use to be pretty embarrassing.

What was funny was I didn't realize how fat I got till I looked at pictures of myself. I think the mirror lies.

Should be in totally livin thread.

Congrats.

[bigspenda73]

um wtf Blade 2 sucks, blade 1 and 3 were pretty good imo

[bigred]

um wtf Blade 2 sucks, blade 1 and 3 were pretty good imo

no sir

[swiggidy]

um wtf Blade 2 sucks, blade 1 and 3 were pretty good imo

no sir

Blade should be [50 10 20]

Overall kickass garf

[bigred]

youbothrdumb

doucy?

blade2wasprettygood

space bar ftw

[a500lbgorilla]

I think Matrix 2 should get a little more love but it's good.

we dont pay you to think, sweet cheeks

[boost]

I agree, matrix reloaded was actually pretty bad ass. I feel like people were let down because it over-did it. It almost started to parody itself, if that makes sense.. Also, once agents start to get owned, he mystique of the continuum is sorta lost. Its like once you reach a high level in a rpg; the game never "ends" but it gets pretty lame when you can just lolown everything.

That being said, the biggest mistake on the chart is simply that LOTR isnt 100-200-100

[Jack Sawyer]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200.../calendar.html



also, NAKATOMI PLAZA FTW IMO

and yeah, the original Matrix was easily the best Matrix ever. The other two dropped the ball immensely

[will641]

i'm drinking cider because a very large man brought a 6 pack of woodchuck cider over and traded a few delicious beers of mine for his cider without my consent while i wasn't there. i mean what kind of man buys cider? let along a 6'5" 250lb man?