If I "won" Quebec in a raffle, it'd be on eBay next day with an opening bid of 99p.
02-06-2020 02:41 PM
#27751
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If I "won" Quebec in a raffle, it'd be on eBay next day with an opening bid of 99p. | |
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02-06-2020 03:49 PM
#27752
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C'est folles. | |
02-06-2020 04:23 PM
#27753
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I didn't know Montreal was in Japan. | |
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02-06-2020 04:35 PM
#27754
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Japanese porn has ruined japanese women for me. | |
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02-06-2020 05:00 PM
#27755
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The key is to watch lesbian Japanese porn. | |
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02-06-2020 06:48 PM
#27756
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Japanese porn is like watching something from another planet. | |
02-06-2020 06:55 PM
#27757
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I do have to admit though the Japanese have a much more creative approach to porn movie plots than we do. One thing I remember seeing was some race where there were five or six women on gocarts that had automated dildos fucking them while they raced around the track. Then they'd go in for a pit stop and get a crew working on them, oiling them up, and one guy would fuck them while they polished the go cart. Lmfao that was funny. | |
02-06-2020 06:59 PM
#27758
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On another note, when someone says shit like this guy about wanting to throw someone off a bulding they should take him straight for an MRI of his brain. I bet 9/10 times they'd find a hole in his frontal lobes. Then they could say 'yeah sorry mate you got brain damage we can't let you wander around free'. | |
02-06-2020 07:31 PM
#27759
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02-06-2020 07:34 PM
#27760
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02-06-2020 07:36 PM
#27761
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02-06-2020 07:38 PM
#27762
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02-06-2020 07:41 PM
#27763
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02-06-2020 07:44 PM
#27764
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Tell me you've googled tubgirl. It will amuse me to know I've inflicted that on someone. | |
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02-07-2020 03:40 AM
#27765
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02-07-2020 06:49 AM
#27766
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When I was your age we used to play UT maps where every texture was tubgirl, and it made us stronger! | |
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02-08-2020 07:54 PM
#27767
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prn for ong | |
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02-09-2020 05:18 AM
#27768
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^ They forgot to pixellate the tentacles. | |
02-09-2020 05:11 PM
#27769
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I just surprised myself. Challenged to name ten people from the 15th century, I got six out of ten, with one answer being just two years out, and none being more than a century out. | |
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02-09-2020 05:16 PM
#27770
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Here are my answers... | |
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02-09-2020 06:09 PM
#27771
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1400s, that's old. Most of these are guesses. | |
Last edited by Poopadoop; 02-09-2020 at 06:17 PM. | |
02-09-2020 06:28 PM
#27772
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First two are good. | |
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02-09-2020 06:34 PM
#27773
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I was somewhat lucky if I'm honest. My history is poor, but there's one battle I remembered well and it led me to five correct answers. | |
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02-09-2020 06:38 PM
#27774
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02-09-2020 06:43 PM
#27775
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02-09-2020 07:00 PM
#27776
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Mehmet II. He's the one who took Istanbul from the Byzantines, which pretty much set off the Ottoman Empire. There was one Mehmet before him and a bunch after, but he was the one who's famous. | |
02-09-2020 07:03 PM
#27777
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That's a good answer then. | |
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02-10-2020 11:25 AM
#27778
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Last edited by oskar; 02-10-2020 at 11:29 AM.
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02-10-2020 11:31 AM
#27779
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This is a question about the past, isn't it? | |
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02-10-2020 11:32 AM
#27780
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How did none of you get Jeanne d'Arc? | |
Last edited by oskar; 02-10-2020 at 11:35 AM.
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02-10-2020 11:39 AM
#27781
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Shame you didn't mock my Mom's age yesterday, it was her birthday yesterday. | |
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02-10-2020 11:44 AM
#27782
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I got lucky with the century, because I can only remember the dates of two battles... Hastings and Bosworth. The Battle of Bosworth was 1485, was won by Henry VII, and lost by Richard III. Henry VII was Henry VIII's father, and then there's the wives, of which I got one. And of course Henry VI was a complete guess. Five answers from one battle. | |
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02-10-2020 11:52 AM
#27783
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Walter Raleigh was a dumb answer of mine. I knew he was around during the Spanish Armada, and I knew that was the 16th century. But at least it's not as bad as poop's William the Conqueror answer, who won the Battle of Hastings, the most famous event in England's distant history. | |
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02-10-2020 01:07 PM
#27784
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What the hell was the Battle of Bosworth? Never even heard of it. | |
Last edited by Poopadoop; 02-10-2020 at 01:10 PM. | |
02-10-2020 01:26 PM
#27785
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William the Conqueror was a Norman, and they were Vikings who invaded Normandy. William of Orange was born in 1650, but I didn't know that so I won't mock you for that one. | |
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02-10-2020 01:33 PM
#27786
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02-10-2020 01:42 PM
#27787
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Oh and wait I'm replacing Fleming in my list (mainly because I can't remember his first name) with Franz Ferdinand, or maybe Kaiser Bill. | |
02-10-2020 02:31 PM
#27788
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Alexander Flemming. Father of modern antibiotics. Dude saved bazillions of lives. It came up in a recent conversation I had with a biologist. Not the kind of thing I'd remember. | |
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02-10-2020 04:55 PM
#27789
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I'd like to think my name will come up in future conversations about the 20th century. | |
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02-10-2020 04:58 PM
#27790
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What's Queen Elizabeth done that history will remember - aside from not die for a really long time? | |
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02-10-2020 05:26 PM
#27791
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She's probably the most famous woman alive today. Note that in my list from the 15th century, I had four kings. Ok I'm British, so our history it's more relevant to me, but she's the dominant monarch of the century, not just in England but across the world, and the only one people will remember. She might be the last queen here for a very long time, possibly ever. | |
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02-10-2020 05:34 PM
#27792
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Maybe people won't remember when she was alive, because you're right, it's not like she's done anything important. It depends really if the last century will be be remembered as a significant one, which is quite possible considering there were two world wars, and it was when we became technologically advanced. Nuclear weapons, electricity, General Relativity, computers, aeroplanes, so many important events that history will remember. I can see the 20th century being well studied in the future. | |
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02-10-2020 06:52 PM
#27793
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Yeah don't think QEII is being remembered 500 years from now. She's the dominant monarch is kinda just being dominant at being irrelevant. Not sure how memorable that will be. | |
02-10-2020 07:04 PM
#27794
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Mozart is 18th Century. | |
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02-11-2020 03:47 AM
#27795
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02-11-2020 05:17 AM
#27796
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This isn't a popularity contest. Thatcher will certainly be remembered. So will Mao Zedong though, to be fair. | |
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02-11-2020 05:26 AM
#27797
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Actually fuck them both. | |
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02-11-2020 06:38 AM
#27798
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02-11-2020 07:28 AM
#27799
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Thatcher brought massive economic changes to the UK. It's obviously impossible to tell if her policies will be considered significant in the future, but they're certainly still relevant today. If 20th century economics are studied in the future, then her name will be mentioned. She's more memorable than Reagan. | |
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02-11-2020 07:30 AM
#27800
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02-11-2020 07:32 AM
#27801
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I don't think Brian Adams or Celine Dion will be remembered, it has to be said. Or even Justin Beiber. | |
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02-11-2020 07:34 AM
#27802
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Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Legends. | |
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02-11-2020 08:03 AM
#27803
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A few wrestlers I remember when I was a kid were Canadian... , Roddy Piper, Bret Hart and Earthquake. | |
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02-11-2020 08:07 AM
#27804
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I had a Canadian teacher at school who claimed to have been in the Highlander movies. Can't remember his name though. | |
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02-11-2020 11:18 AM
#27805
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02-11-2020 11:20 AM
#27806
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02-11-2020 12:13 PM
#27807
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poop can't count. | |
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02-11-2020 12:14 PM
#27808
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The problem with you poop is you're petty and argue about stupid shit. | |
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02-11-2020 02:06 PM
#27809
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Nah. | |
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02-11-2020 04:25 PM
#27810
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My problem is I like arguing about stupid shit. I really don't know why, I guess it's a form of entertainment. I enjoy talking shit. Sometimes I say dumb shit, sometimes I say smart shit. If I tried hard enough, I could just say smart shit. But that would be boring. | |
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02-11-2020 04:28 PM
#27811
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02-11-2020 04:32 PM
#27812
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It would be fucking funny if they voted to remain in the UK a second time. | |
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02-11-2020 05:11 PM
#27813
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How? | |
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02-11-2020 05:13 PM
#27814
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Argh. Great Britain, obv. | |
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02-11-2020 05:27 PM
#27815
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The term British usually refers to a citizen of the UK, but it can also mean someone from the island of Great Britain, so even if Scotland leave they are still British. Well, except for those on the islands like Skye and Orkney, they can stop being British. | |
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02-11-2020 05:33 PM
#27816
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These are abstract cultural, geographical, and political constructs, as I'm sure you know. | |
02-11-2020 05:36 PM
#27817
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Or apparently they never did. Same with the Welsh. Seems only the English refer to themselves routinely as British. | |
02-11-2020 05:37 PM
#27818
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Great Britain is the name of the island that the vast majority of Scotland occupies. There's no getting away from that. I mean they could call it something else if they really wanted to, but that's just getting petty. | |
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02-11-2020 05:44 PM
#27819
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The British Isles is the name of the archipelago, so that includes all of Ireland. | |
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02-11-2020 05:44 PM
#27820
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So like I said 5/10. Unlike some people, I respect the right of Fleming to identify himself as Scottish. | |
02-11-2020 05:53 PM
#27821
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Fleming was British whether he liked it or not. Just like I am. If I want to identify as English, I'm still British. | |
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02-11-2020 05:59 PM
#27822
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Sure. And I'm "American" because I come from the Americas. | |
02-11-2020 06:18 PM
#27823
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Everyone I've ever met from S. America loves to point out that they're Americans, too. | |
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02-11-2020 07:54 PM
#27824
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I identify as Scandinavian and think we should leave the EU and join Iceland. | |
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02-17-2020 11:16 AM
#27825
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Anyone know where I can get one of these? | |
Last edited by Poopadoop; 02-17-2020 at 11:18 AM. | |