This thread sucks. And I am not talking about the "oh shit he has pocket Aces. That sucks" sort of sucks. I am talking about the "WTF, there is 45 seconds of my life I am NEVER going to get back because I opened this thread and read it" sucks.
God I hate threads like these.
Fortunately there are threads like these that allow me to express my displeasure with threads like these.
God Bless ProZachNation for starting this thread.