i can't stand people who make stupid ****ing analogies, it pisses me off so bad. like things that have absolutely *NO* RELEVANCE TO EACH OTHER WHAT - SO - EVER but are somehow connected through witty manipulation of language.

e.g. you can't blame a guy for 3-betting J2s, flopping trips, then 'extracting value' from somebody with AA analied (wrd?) with someone blowing his friend's head off, then 'extracting value' by trying to get a reality show. i don't know the fucking story, you might be right, you might be wrong, i don't you know what, but don't use that stupid ass analogy because it's going to make MY head hurt then i'm going to get mad and irritated and post this stupid rant in this stupid thread.