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  • 1-3 (1 being no game, i.e. BigRed.)

    3 25.00%
  • 3.1-5

    0 0%
  • 5.1-7

    0 0%
  • 7.1-9

    2 16.67%
  • Perfect 10 (game like gabe)

    7 58.33%
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  1. #1
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    Default Rate my game

    AnOpenBook: aight pmj
    AnOpenBook: next target is your stack
    AnOpenBook: it's mine in less than 30 mins baby
    ***Hot chick joins table
    AnOpenBook: hi guuuuuurl
    AnOpenBook: wanna go out some time?
    AnOpenBook: my treat
    2wild4u2: who u talkin to?
    AnOpenBook: you cuz you have boobs
    2wild4u2: your right i do
    2wild4u2: lol
    2wild4u2: and just how old r u
    AnOpenBook: dont worry, ill protect you
    AnOpenBook: 20
    Rails987: sry
    AnOpenBook: just had my birthday
    2wild4u2: im 27
    AnOpenBook: that's perfect!
    2wild4u2: your only a younging
    AnOpenBook: im an old spirit
    AnOpenBook: ask pmj
    2wild4u2: lol
    2wild4u2: if i had more money i would take you up on your offer
    AnOpenBook: pfft a date with me is ALL expenses paid
    pmj72: careful now book i doubt that 2 wild is HE represents
    pmj72: what*
    AnOpenBook: but... she has boobs
    Rails987: lmao
    pmj72: well ***** it then go for it
    2wild4u2: but i am a single mom that has one 6 year old girl dont i cant play on here much..by the looks of it you have been doing well tonight
    Rails987: lol
    AnOpenBook: besides, man-boobs are WAY more than im getting right now
    pmj72: lol
    2wild4u2: lol
    AnOpenBook: hey, ask your daughter if she'd like to go out with me sometime
    Rails987: lol
    2wild4u2: my girl is 6
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  2. #2
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    I got her begging to me.

    2wild4u2: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
    2wild4u2: OPEN?
    AnOpenBook: you make me feel cruel, buy i cant just loan money out to someone who doesnt trust me to date their daughter
    2wild4u2: i would trust you in anyway shape or form
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  3. #3
    you saw that the main well in the center of Moralsexuality town had run dry. So instead of trying to dig it deeper to get some water, you pissed in it and laughed to your self as you thought about hte losers who would come after you and drink from the well only to find that its urine. Then you proceeded to the newer, fresher, albeit smaller well on the outskirts of town for a good, long, refreshing drink of water.

    def a 10 all the way. Well played sir.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    you saw that the main well in the center of Moralsexuality town had run dry. So instead of trying to dig it deeper to get some water, you pissed in it and laughed to your self as you thought about hte losers who would come after you and drink from the well only to find that its urine. Then you proceeded to the newer, fresher, albeit smaller well on the outskirts of town for a good, long, refreshing drink of water.

    def a 10 all the way. Well played sir.
    thx, this was def the line i was going for.
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    i laughed, clearly a 10
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    Hahaha, unfortunately I voted 1 before reading it
  7. #7
    yea thats a 10 alright. WP
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
  8. #8
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    Who ever voted 1, how can I improve my game?

    i need tips to be more like gabe
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    wait...... does 10 mean game similiar to mine, or game likes me?

    i think i voted 10 for the wrong reason
  10. #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    wait...... does 10 mean game similiar to mine, or game likes me?

    i think i voted 10 for the wrong reason
    game of the same calibur as yours

    cuz you rich and the ladies all on yah
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  11. #11
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    ok sorry i made a bad joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    ok sorry i made a bad joke
    obv becuase i still dont get it.

    your game is getting weak, old man.
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  13. #13
    I voted 10 pretty much cos it had gabe's name on it
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    Wow you play poker?

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