Reasons you know you need to take a break...

-Your grass is dead, (or way overgrown) your car has "wash me" written in five different places, and you're completely out of breath after running down the basketball court two times.

-You start looking like Tom Hanks in Cast Away cause you haven't shaved or cut your hair, or it's 6:00 (p.m.) on Sunday afternoon and you still haven't brushed your teeth.

-You actually turn down sex cause you're in the middle of a tournament. (I've actually had the laptop nearby with the post and fold option, but everytime it would ding I would glance over and make sure I didn't have aces or kings)

-You see some random numbers 86594 and think "gutshot"

-The dreaming stuff is annoying as hell too.