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    Default Reasons why this world is a good place to be

    Arrested Development is getting another season and a movie, apparently. Shit's awesome.

    Plus life can turn useless ammonia into rocket fuel. Pee power: Urine-loving bug churns out space fuel

    Plus this video. The Feynman Series - Beauty - YouTube Bonus plus Richard Feynman - Space Shuttle Challenger Investigation - YouTube Once you understand Washington, an understanding of Washington colors every understanding thereafter.

    Plus the religiousless are on the rise in 'merica. Rising atheism in America puts 'religious right on the defensive' | World news | The Observer

    Plus you're handsome.
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    And this

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Arrested Development is getting another season and a movie, apparently. Shit's awesome.



    Plus the religiousless are on the rise in 'merica. Rising atheism in America puts 'religious right on the defensive' | World news | The Observer

    Plus you're handsome.
    Meh, atheist will become just as annoying as any other religious group.
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    What is this from? Is that Carcetti from The Wire?
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    ^^yeah it is, that's game of thrones, get on that slut it's quality
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    boobs.
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    thread is misleading. didn't realize there was already a thread on new arrested development season. i ctrl+f'ed the commune and everything. what kind of asshole makes a thread about arrested development and puts neither the words "arrested" nor "development" in the title?
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    Oh pish posh, your thread is much better. This one only incidentally included the Arrested Development bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    What is this from? Is that Carcetti from The Wire?
    HBO's Game of Thrones. It's very good.







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    LOL DTB hasn't seen GoT

    OUTCAST!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Oh pish posh, your thread is much better. This one only incidentally included the Arrested Development bit.
    Well, aren't you just the kindest gorilla. I shall call you...Ishmael.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    LOL DTB hasn't seen GoT

    OUTCAST!!
    It seemed like to much of a fantasy/Dungeons and Dragons/Magic the Gathering/etc. for me. The spoiler thread is also the only thread in the commune I've never opened.

    I'm probably wrong about it's premise but that's why I never started it.

    I'm almost caught up on Mad Men and might check it out
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    It seemed like to much of a fantasy/Dungeons and Dragons/Magic the Gathering/etc. for me. The spoiler thread is also the only thread in the commune I've never opened.

    I'm probably wrong about it's premise but that's why I never started it.

    I'm almost caught up on Mad Men and might check it out
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    To be added to OP: They're doing a Footloose remake!
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    Plus kids clever enough to think up the "We are the 99%" That shit is branding gold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Showtime just announced that Rebecca Black has been writing Dexter's narration

    boom.
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    Oh that's his kid? Makes sense now. I just skipped past that shit first time thinking a mod would deal with it or w/e
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
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    Forget kids, degrees, gold medals and a 3some as a teenager.

    This is my proudest moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    a 3some as a teenager..
    mmf or mmm?
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    You finished with one group of (mostly) guys, then moved on to another when enough people spewed their stacks?

    You know what they call the person who wins that sort of thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    mmf or mmm?
    roflllllllllllllllllll
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    Supa, you gotta remember to pre-text pics like these with: "I love my kid" or something like that. Otherwise, it's just awkward.
    I thought it was supposed to be maeby or something. I guess he's sayin that taking pics luscious li'l chilluns make his life.
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    vaginas
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    So the liver is a funny thing because it's one of two spots where your body actively produces stem cells. Your stomach lining burns away in an acid bath so fast that only stem cells could possibly heal you and you've got the power to blow 3/4ths of your liver away and regrow it 'gently used'.

    Scientists turns liver cells directly into neurons with new technique

    That is stand-alone sweet for what it suggests might be possible within our life-time but then this:

    Graphene creates electricity when struck by light | ExtremeTech

    Science is doing good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    Supa, you gotta remember to pre-text pics like these with: "I love my kid" or something like that. Otherwise, it's just awkward.
    WTF? Thought it was really obv. But then I forgot that I'm dealing with a bunch of sick degens here.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Supa, does it not freak you out to put pics of your little girl on an open forum like here? I have 2 daughters and there's no way I'd put pics on here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Supa, does it not freak you out to put pics of your little girl on an open forum like here? I have 2 daughters and there's no way I'd put pics on here.
    especially one where she's looking so fine in her bathing suit.

    AMIRITE GUYS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Supa, does it not freak you out to put pics of your little girl on an open forum like here? I have 2 daughters and there's no way I'd put pics on here.
    Yeah, honestly didn't think it was a big deal until now. My wife has like 1000s friends on facebook and I don't doubt that pics of our family have gotten past our circle. Still don't think it's a big deal but I've deleted my post with the pics and pm'd boog and asked him to do the same coz now it's creepy (gmml). Maybe a mod could delete it for him and get it done faster, thanks.
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    right click> save image as...


    in before boog's post is deleted.


    edit: srsly though, there are some forums where "would hit" threads and threads packed full of softcore porn are not prevelent. On those forums it wouldn't seem like such a bad idea... but come on, this is a poker forum, the atmosphere here is rife with moral degeneracy.
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    It's not a problem, btw. While being uptight about photos of kids or family on the net is an understandable fear, it's almost completely irrational

    FB bears it out anyways. The bad stuff every parent is always worried about is the whole child predation thing, yet because the facts are that the overwhelming amount of predation comes from friends or family, having "private" pics up on FB *should* be more dangerous than posting on a random forum
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    The irony produced by the cyclical thinking that this suggestion causes.
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    women, coffee, cigarettes, cigars, single malt whisky, that pasta dish with truffles and parmesan, good music, good sex, oh and yes beer. and sushi.
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    Boost, that's like saying being hungry is a reason this world is a good place to be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Boost, that's like saying being hungry is a reason this world is a good place to be.
    no, not at all. You can enjoy sating your hunger without having experienced starvation.
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    That episode of Community last night.
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    Quantum Levitation - YouTube

    Because fuck you, that's how.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    That episode of Community last night.
    Also, did no one else see this masterpiece of television?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Also, did no one else see this masterpiece of television?
    Yaya, was great.
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