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    Default the required number of posts.

    i want to get a consensus here.

    1) how many posts should one have before poking fun of someone on this forum without coming off like a total buttmunch?

    2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)

    3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?

    discuss.

    am i bored today? yes........slow day at work.
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    day at work already? WTF I havent gone to bed yet and its 6:43 A.M here.
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    Default Re: the required number of posts.

    Quote Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
    2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)
    69

    Quote Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
    3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?
    following from the above....
    68 .... if you're ballsy
    70 .... if you're polite
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    Quote Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
    2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)
    69

    Quote Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
    3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?
    following from the above....
    68 .... if you're ballsy
    70 .... if you're polite
    lol
    How many posts does hydroseeds have right now?
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    Default Re: the required number of posts.

    Quote Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
    i want to get a consensus here.

    1) how many posts should one have before poking fun of someone on this forum without coming off like a total buttmunch?

    2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)

    3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?

    discuss.

    am i bored today? yes........slow day at work.
    i dont think it is the number of posts that prevent you from coming across as a "buttmunch" but rather the quality of your posts, and how funny your pics/momma jokes ect... are.

    also it would help if you stopped saying stuff like "buttmunch," doyouseeawhy?
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    I think the Beavis & Butthead generation have Buttmunch branded into their vocabulary for life....me included.
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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    It sounds like a breakfast cereal

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    1)5001
    You post-whoring dung-flinging chimp

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    2)5002
    BTW, tell your mom whip cream rim jobs just aren't my thing...

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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    ...know where I can upload the pictures without having "bandwidth exceeded" problems?

    So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
    excellent allusion fnordy!

    I would say end of this month, you have been slackin for shizzle
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Cheat
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
    excellent allusion fnordy!

    I would say end of this month, you have been slackin for shizzle
    1 month?

    You guys should start a pool and then try to bribe me under the table to swing it in one way or the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Cheat
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
    excellent allusion fnordy!

    I would say end of this month, you have been slackin for shizzle
    1 month?

    You guys should start a pool and then try to bribe me under the table to swing it in one way or the other.

    -'rilla
    well, we are all compulsive gamblers, so this is the right crowd for it
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    So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
    He wont.
    He posts too much rubbish in here instead of in 'real' forums.
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    Default Re: the required number of posts.

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Cheat
    also it would help if you stopped saying stuff like "buttmunch," doyouseeawhy?
    you are absolutely right. question 1 edited below.

    1) how many posts should one have before poking fun of someone on this forum without coming off like a total ASSMASTER?

    and i don't see why. can you please explain? examples, charts and graphs would be appreciated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    day at work already? WTF I havent gone to bed yet and its 6:43 A.M here.
    i am in austria.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
    He wont.
    He posts too much rubbish in here instead of in 'real' forums.
    15 real posts per day.

    BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
    He wont.
    He posts too much rubbish in here instead of in 'real' forums.
    15 real posts per day.

    BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

    -'rilla
    No
    You are using this saying so that you can get people to bend over in your presence which allows you to annally penetrate them
    I will not bow beeeeyatch

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