the required number of posts.

[Staresy]

2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)

69

3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?

following from the above....
68 .... if you're ballsy
70 .... if you're polite