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Round 12: BigRed Vs. BennyLaRue

View Poll Results: Who is funnier?

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  1. 10-01-2009 02:13 AM #1
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    Default Round 12: BigRed Vs. BennyLaRue

    Winner gets to perform at a Comedy Jam. Loser gets to perform on IOPQ.

    Go go go.
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  2. 10-01-2009 02:17 AM #2
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  4. 10-01-2009 07:02 AM #4
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  5. 10-01-2009 07:08 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Win win?
    This!

    Wuv you.
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  6. 10-01-2009 10:30 AM #6
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    I was crushing BigRed initially. I can only assume this means I am more popular with the late night North Americans and early rising Euros.

    I'll take the former as being kind of cool, but the latter pretty much scares me.
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    better do 2 out of 3 to be sure

    oooOoo! benny wins back to back to take the tally!
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  10. 10-01-2009 12:45 PM #10
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    I'm sorry but this poll is not legitimate for a few reasons. The voters obviously love me the most at FTR but they're torn by Kevster's clarification. Let me illustrate what I mean by showing you what's going through the head of the voters...

    People who voted for Bigred: Man, Bigred is the best, ezgame!

    People who voted for that other guy: I love Bigred! I love him so much that I want him to get some! Because of this, I'm voting for this other guy, whoever he is


    See! Kevster knew this and I consider anytime someone wants to tamper with an FTR pole and make me look bad is a hate crime.

    ban kevster

    his avatar can stay...
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  11. 10-01-2009 01:08 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    People who voted for Bigred: Man, Bigred is kinda like a crippled, buck-toothed kid on some telethon for skin and muscle disease and not voting for him makes me feel bad, ezgame!
    FYP

    Shit, dis goan get ugly.
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  12. 10-01-2009 01:34 PM #12
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    Ok, first of all Magnum PI sucked. Yeah, I said it. Second of all, you suck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Ok, first of all Magnum PI sucked.
    You're just jealous that when you were a kid, every Thursday night from 8pm to 9pm and then for some buzzy alone time in the bathroom afterwards, Mommy paid attention to Magnum instead of you.
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    Chill ladies, this is just about who is funnier not who can pull who's hair harder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    Chill ladies, this is just about who is funnier not who can pull who's hair harder.
    YOU STAY OUT OF THIS BITCH

    @Benny My mom is a saint and you shut your dirty little mouth. Everyone knows you're just IOPQ's gimmick account....oooh I went there
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    @Benny My mom is a saint and you shut your dirty little mouth
    1) Don't project your disgusting AIDS-inducing fantasies on my mouth.
    2) Saint Theresa, the Glory Hole Healer, maybe.

    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Everyone knows you're just IOPQ's gimmick account....oooh I went there
    iopq jokes are SOOOO this morning.
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    how can we get bigred to do both? Where is THAT option?
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    Bah, kiwiMark is the shit. Warpe is the second funniest 70-year old I've ever known. Everyone else hits dingers from time to time, except BooG.

    We can all be funny. One-liners forever!
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    And how could I forget rilla? Rilla!

    Don't ban me, pls.
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    "Voters: 25. You have already voted on this poll"

    I wonder who I voted for
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    "Voters: 25. You have already voted on this poll"

    I wonder who I voted for
    lol mine says the same thing and i have no clue who i voted for
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    But he's Canadian...
    Right, you'll need to come here. We'll let anybody be Prime Minister.
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    I was gonna vote for Benny until I found out he was canadian. Is there a third option by any chance?
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    I was gonna vote for Benny until I found out he was canadian. Is there a third option by any chance?
    I was going to tell you you're not the super a-hole everyone seems to think that you are but now I'm not so sure.
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    GMML, can you change his title from flush to a custom "Supa A-hole"
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    GMML, can you change his title from flush to a custom "Supa A-hole"
    No such thing as bad publicity. Though I have no idea what I"m publicitizing.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    Damn, so much for taking a joke.
    Is it? Is it so much indeed?
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    Is it? Is it so much indeed?
    Yes, and if I have insulted you I apologize.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Yes, and if I have insulted you I apologize.
    You seem wolfy.
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    orly?
    Don't try to compete with Magnum PI imo

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    I voted bigred because it reminds my of the top drawer of my wife's dresser... near the back
    Because that's where she keeps her Spanx?
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    Because that's where she keeps her Spanx?
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