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    Default salsa4ever's Chess Challenge!

    this is inspired by spoonitnow's thread in the beginner's circle


    so I'm open to anyone who wants to challenge me in chess. I'll play 10 minute games against anyone. If interested, go to:

    www.chessclub.com
    sign up for a free account (takes about 1 minute)
    download blitzin 2.6 (1 meg) or use the web interface. I recommend the download interface
    when you get there, write in the command prompt "tell salsa4ever hello"
    and you'll be in touch with me! I'm waiting!


    Get your bragging rights now! Who is the FTR's king of chess?

    Salsa4ever
    MSN me if you want: [email protected]
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    downloading now, bring it

    hmm, it says i cant get the 7 day free trial cause my comp can't be uniquely identified wtf? any thoughts while i putz around their site?
    ndultimate.
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    gg salsa, i got roflpwned
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    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    downloading now, bring it

    hmm, it says i cant get the 7 day free trial cause my comp can't be uniquely identified wtf? any thoughts while i putz around their site?
    just try to log in as a guest?
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    k, im logged in as a guest, but i cant send you a message
    ndultimate.
  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    k, im logged in as a guest, but i cant send you a message
    what is ur guest name? like the number
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    guest 506
    ndultimate.
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    aight, im giving up, maybe some other time.
    ndultimate.
  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    guest 506
    okay...

    use the name "muzzard"
    password "ftr123"

    thanks to pokermuzz! (who incidentally was owned)
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    I was pwned
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    ICC sucks, FICS ftw

    I'll play a few with you sometime, been busy as of late
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    yes but ICC has those annoying sounds when someone messages me to wake me up
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    Salsa are you hobbyist or 'serious' player?
    If the latter: what's your (offline, non-blitz) ELO?
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    I was once the underage champion of my state and did well in the national championships. But then I found poker, and I haven't played a serious 90/30 chess game for years. At my peak I was ELO 2000 or so

    BTW I'm going to bed now, so any new challenges will need to wait until tomorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    im a bit like you, i was playing provincial tourneys in BC when i was 12... dunno what my ELO was cause i was 12 but my mom knew... maybe we'll play some soon

    Chris
    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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    I'm interested in playing you, but I don't like the 10 minute format.
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    ELO 2000 is woot. Unless some CM jumps in, we have a winner already.

    I was once obsessed with chess, dreaming of becoming a GM but after doing lots of tactical exercises, reading, etc (just a hobby, never played a rated game) it became clear that ton of hard work is ahead of me and I realized that gap between me and better players was way bigger then previously imagined. I was still obsessed and willing to work hard when poker hit me ...
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    I still have the book of 1000 combinations or something. I think I solved the first 50 (they weren't graded in difficulty) but they were so difficult each took me about 15 mins on average. Then I found poker and now I'm still at 50.


    deanglow what format do u like? Nowadays the most I can really handle is like 30 0 or something
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    Get on ICC and I'll play you real quick
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    I'm in ICC now for the next few hours. Taking challenges from all comers
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    Don't forget to copy/paste PGN here
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    I'll play you sometime. Gonna play some poker now though.

    I'm not that great.
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    chess is sick but poker is richer
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
  24. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    chess is sick but poker is richer
    I am boost and I approve this message.

    p.s. spoon we should play sometime when neither of us has shit to do. Youll crush me gtd, but I like to play so it would be fun or something.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    chess is sick but poker is richer
    I am boost and I approve this message.

    p.s. spoon we should play sometime when neither of us has shit to do. Youll crush me gtd, but I like to play so it would be fun or something.
    yah, that's what I realized too
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?

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