Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
Because once, an English fat dude with bad teeth named Earl didn't want to get up from the card table to eat and so demanded that his fat wife with bad teeth make him a goddamn meal he could eat with one hand while he held his cards with the other. But he ended up losing in the end when William Wallace rode in, mooned him, cut off his goddamn head and sent it to the King of Spain. And somewhere in there, they starting taxing people based on how many windows they had and people slept in subway stations while the goddamn Germans bombed London.
What about water-bottle pissing? Some British degen Earl must have been the first to piss in a goblet while playing cards.