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  1. 01-26-2011 04:10 AM #76
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    What does seal taste like? Is there any place that I could find it in northeast Ohio?
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  3. 01-26-2011 10:51 AM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    What does seal taste like? Is there any place that I could find it in northeast Ohio?
    There's a water animal show at Cedar Point, IIRC.
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  4. 01-28-2011 06:40 AM #79
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    I'd guess that it tastes similar to whale ie nomnOMNOmoMNOmOMommmmmmilicious
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  5. 01-28-2011 12:40 PM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    What does seal taste like? Is there any place that I could find it in northeast Ohio?
    Shit, it is hard to find a good steak in Northeast Ohio.

    Seal meat? Heck... you can maybe find good perch on a good day.

    But Seal Meat? Not around my house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    There's a water animal show at Cedar Point, IIRC.
    They closed down sea world here... took shamu to somewhere else. And we've been sad ever since.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame View Post
    I'd guess that it tastes similar to whale ie nomnOMNOmoMNOmOMommmmmmilicious
    Yeahbut, where can I get whale? (Insert joke about American state colleges and/or bigred's Mom here.)
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  8. 01-28-2011 02:53 PM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    I would like to try seal.

    But I bet it would be rubbery.

    surely it tastes like chicken? Just like everything else.

    Does it actually taste nice?
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  9. 01-28-2011 07:42 PM #84
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    Considering how much of their body is blubber to keep them warm, I'd be it tastes really oily and fatty.

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  15. 02-11-2011 04:43 PM #90
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    Seals are kinda meh.

    I believe it is possible to have complex views on emotional issues.

    I take the predator's view.

    Not all animals are created equally. Creatures who function as a primary food source for other animals -- they tend to be generally stupid, they overbreed. These animals are dependent on predators to keep their populations healthy. Domesticated animals raised for food, I mean, I'm sure the life of Perdue chickens is not very pleasant, but it's not keeping me up at night.

    Then there are animals that have high intelligence and familial bonds. I think it is a high crime against nature to hunt tigers, lions, elephants. Killer whales and chimpanzees seem like they are a few mere millennia away from playing poker ffs.
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    Throw elephants in there for poker imo. Dolphins as well.
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    this chick in vegas I played with at a 1/2 nl table had this awesome shirt on about bred dogs vs adopting that I could not resist buying, even though whatever respect I had for PETA was lost in the whole Obama killed a fly 'debate'. Anyway, I bought one and ended up on their mailing list. enjoy

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