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  1. 08-16-2008 02:34 AM #1
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    seriously how fucking cool is this guy?

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  2. 08-16-2008 02:48 AM #2
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    wow hes in running for coolest old guy alive. hes gotta beat out michael caine and david attenborough and a few others tho
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  4. 08-16-2008 03:58 AM #4
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    serious answer of the day #2 (i.e. likely completely unrelated to the posted video)

    1. eat healthy
    2. exercise
    3. drink water (somewhat related to #1)
    4. have sex (somewhat related to #2 and #6)
    5. sleep
    6. lead a generally stress free life (i don't know)
    7. try not to drink much (do as i say, not as i do)
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    hahahah what an absolute legend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    serious answer of the day #2 (i.e. likely completely unrelated to the posted video)

    1. eat healthy
    2. exercise
    3. drink water (somewhat related to #1)
    4. have sex (somewhat related to #2 and #6)
    5. sleep
    6. lead a generally stress free life (i don't know)
    7. try not to drink much (do as i say, not as i do)


    id agree with 1 and 2. Also, when you are younger - like before 40, do your best to build a solid body with weight workouts. You don't need to be benching 300 or look ripped, just get more muscle mass because it helps with metabolism and prevents injuries.

    3. drink ENOUGH water. Most people, id say, drink maybe a few glasses of half a liter of just water a day. id say a liter and a half or two liters of fluid (soda/coffee/tea) if the average (half a gallon) is right about what people drink per day. Try to drink 2-3 liters of pure water throughout the day. You pee more but its worth it

    4. Agree (kind of leads to 5 and 6 since you sleep better after fuckin and it reduces stress)

    5. Agree

    6. Its hard for alot of people to achieve a good 'balanced' life. But even 15 or 20 minutes a day that you don't have now where you can completely relax and sit and turn off the phone and just chill out can be good. or find a hobby. build birdhouses or something.

    7. Agree unless drinking stops you from killing yourself.
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  9. 08-16-2008 07:02 PM #9
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  10. 08-17-2008 05:03 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    2 and 6 go hand in hand
    yeah, i agree, just like 1+2=4 and pretty much how all of the stuff intertwines very well

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  11. 08-17-2008 12:30 PM #11
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    what the hell, i don't even remember writing that
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  12. 08-17-2008 03:42 PM #12
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    these may be the factors that we can affect in our lives, but if you want to affect the longevity of any future children then the best thing you can do by far is have them with somebody who comes from a family that has natural longevity and health. all the diet and exercising wont do anything if the genes for longevity and health just arent there.

    another thing i would like to add to lukie's list

    8. become knowledgeable about human disease especially ones youre genetically prone to, and see doctors regularly. one example of why is that lots of people die of cancer because it was caught at too late a stage in life. had it been caught earlier then theyd have lived substantially longer. this can possibly be stated for all forms of cancer as well as numerous other diseases.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    these may be the factors that we can affect in our lives, but if you want to affect the longevity of any future children then the best thing you can do by far is have them with somebody who comes from a family that has natural longevity and health. all the diet and exercising wont do anything if the genes for longevity and health just arent there.

    another thing i would like to add to lukie's list

    8. become knowledgeable about human disease especially ones youre genetically prone to, and see doctors regularly. one example of why is that lots of people die of cancer because it was caught at too late a stage in life. had it been caught earlier then theyd have lived substantially longer. this can possibly be stated for all forms of cancer as well as numerous other diseases.
    meh, too many people in the world anyway. Live until you die.
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  15. 08-17-2008 06:34 PM #15
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    i agree that i dont care if other people i dont care about feel that way
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    i agree that i dont care if other people i dont care about feel that way
    What???
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  17. 08-17-2008 06:53 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    i agree that i dont care if other people i dont care about feel that way
    What???
    my thoughts exactly.
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  18. 08-17-2008 07:48 PM #18
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    its pretty simple guys
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  21. 08-17-2008 11:33 PM #21
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    what did he say?
    I've narrowed it down to "piss the bed a lot" or "pass the pig a lot"
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