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  1. 09-25-2008 10:45 PM #1
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    Default separated at birth?

    wish i could get past the copyright stuff...

    www.bakphotography.com/celebrity.shtml

    link to barry sanders.

    and, our own...



    the always pimpin' JACK SAWYER!!
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  2. 09-25-2008 10:50 PM #2
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    All black people look the same to Chopper.
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  3. 09-25-2008 11:05 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    All black people look the same to Chopper.
    ummm, no. maybe most of the chinese, but not the black people

    at least not in my experience
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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  4. 09-25-2008 11:06 PM #4
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    yeah, i'm a cracker. but, i think the smile made me think of barry when i saw Jack's pic. i also saw that pic of barry with TWO women, and immediately thought of the pimpsta. (i prolly cant pull off gang-STA talk, either, huh?)

    anyway, thought this would be a good, and original, idea for everyone to have some fun with.

    make shit up.....no one will take too much offense. not in the commune anyway.
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  5. 09-25-2008 11:38 PM #5
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    Jack > Barry imo.
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  6. 09-26-2008 12:05 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Jack > Barry imo.
    TYTY

    I wish I was fast like him. speaking of fast, I think I'll use that pic as my "before" pic, and then I will proceed to shed some pounds. I'm fat yo.

    I'm shooting for like 9 months to a year, which should be plenty. This time I'm seriouser than last time

    Its the start that's always so hard
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  7. 09-26-2008 12:42 AM #7
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    Jack Sawyer's black?


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  8. 09-26-2008 03:55 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Jack Sawyer's black?
    you're so many levels behind on this one
    don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit
    allin, reload, repeat

    please read: http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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  9. 09-26-2008 03:35 PM #9
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    oh c'mon, guys.

    gmml was so drunk, no one wants to do this?



    and, i'm a pussy, so no one wants to do this?

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-8FR...ops_and_cries/
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  10. 09-26-2008 04:36 PM #10
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    Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his arse!!
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  11. 09-26-2008 05:20 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
    FYP.

    That why hes so pimp obv.
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  12. 09-26-2008 06:09 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
    FYP.

    That why hes so pimp obv.
    racist ban
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  13. 09-27-2008 12:25 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
    FYP.

    That why hes so pimp obv.
    racist ban
    I see nothing racist about my post,and im prolly the least racist person on FTR imo.
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  14. 09-27-2008 02:55 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
    FYP.

    That why hes so pimp obv.
    racist ban
    I see nothing racist about my post,and im prolly the least racist person on FTR imo.
    just because he's black doesnt mean he's a pimp with a hudge cock

    or does it?
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  15. 09-27-2008 02:57 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
    FYP.

    That why hes so pimp obv.
    racist ban
    I see nothing racist about my post,and im prolly the least racist person on FTR imo.
    just because he's black doesnt mean he's a pimp with a hudge cock

    or does it?
    LOL i never said he had a huge cock. Thats all you buddy.
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  16. 09-27-2008 03:03 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
    FYP.

    That why hes so pimp obv.
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
    FYP.

    That why hes so pimp obv.
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
    FYP.

    That why hes so pimp obv.
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  17. 09-27-2008 03:19 PM #17
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    Ok i give up dude. Does anyone else feel that my comment was in any way even remotely close to being racist??? He shoots lightning bolts out his cock has nothing to do with what colour he is. And its Jack, hes obv pimp.
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  18. 09-27-2008 03:23 PM #18
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  19. 09-27-2008 03:23 PM #19
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    omg i was jopking

    and just because its awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    omg i was jopking

    and just because its awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
    Ok cool, i just couldnt figure out how it was even close to racist.
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  21. 09-27-2008 03:34 PM #21
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    fwiw, i've yet to meet a chick who didn't love these lightning bolts and the lightning rod
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  22. 09-27-2008 04:39 PM #22
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    dont ALL black people have huge cocks?

    spoon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    and just because its awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
    OMG this made me klaugh so ahrd
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  25. 09-28-2008 12:06 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    and just because its awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
    OMG this made me klaugh so ahrd
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqWaU...eature=related

    not sure which one's funnier
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    yo what's up with the little red hat you're wearing?


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  27. 09-28-2008 11:39 AM #27
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    that's my jerry lewis impression
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chopper
    oh c'mon, guys.

    gmml was so drunk, no one wants to do this?



    and, i'm a pussy, so no one wants to do this?

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-8FR...ops_and_cries/
    haha just saw this

    thankfully xianti was always drunk as well so it would have been hard to accomplish such a task
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