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    i´ve turned 26 a while ago. tonight i stumbled into a houseparty of unknowns when i was on my wqay home ffrom a friend of mine. i had lots of beer (for free weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) and tteached those kids to mix the xtr-death-mix and then i founf myself with an 18yo in the bedroom. i feel bad about it.
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    yo
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    only wrong if she's a virgin, imo
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    i voted for eleven!!!!!!11
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    i voted for eleven!!!!!!11
    and FTR agrees. if there's grass on the field, play ball

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    Totally 11

    ?wut
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    holy shit thats awesome. high five, how could banging a random 18 y/o not be +ev
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    pics or ban
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    don't feel bad, living dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    pics or ban
    this.

    also this is 11 and its not even close.

    and a radmin should prompt the typed word livin to 11, much like ldo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    only wrong if she's a virgin, imo
    That just makes it sweeter, as long as she aint deadwood
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    yeah this is perfectly fine, i voted 11 but it really depends if shes hot or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OhBollocks
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    only wrong if she's a virgin, imo
    That just makes it sweeter, as long as she aint deadwood
    ya but she's 18, so she hasn't been able to honestly call herself one for 4 years.
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    its nice to see everybody agree on something for a change
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    he only feels bad because she was really 15

    still a brag post
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    damnit, if rocco hadn't been banned ill bet he wouldve voted perv and we could have an argument!
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    I voted 11 and it's not even close. I'm 44 and I would still be high fiving strangers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
  21. #21
    high 5
  22. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
    I voted 11 and it's not even close. I'm 44 and I would still be high fiving strangers.
    Fuckin right.

    Im disapointed in u XTR.

    This is coming from the guy that told me to go for it with the 18 yr old i work with and im 30???

    Honestly this has to be a brag, cuz its 11 and not even fucking close imo.
  23. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    even better if she's a virgin, imo
    FYP.

    Can u please get something right one time so i can stop fixing all your posts???
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    lol 30-0
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    are you gonna hit it again?

    voted 11
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    I would def hit it. But I would hate to stick around after. 18yo girls are fuking stupid. she prolly texted her friend as soon as you guys were done.
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