1) Rule #1 Don't ever let a bitch come between you and a good time with your bro's. If your GF doesn't know the girl then it's OK to get busy. The less the connection between your GF and the girl the more +EV it becomes. Two states away is called a freebie.
If you get caught just remember this song. ]YouTube - SHAGGY - IT WASNT ME Also default to the "girl you must be crazy" line, and accuse her of being in the wrong when she brings it up. Flip it up and turn it around like she is the bad person in the relationship for even coming up with such nonsense in not trusting you. Convince her who ever told her is lying, because of _________ reason. Make up some retarded reason that the person is mad at you. Played right and you will turn it from ending a relationship to the best "I'm sorry for accusing you Baby" sex of your life. (And don't forget to make life miserable for the person who blabbed. They are a traitor, and must be dealt with appropriately)
Also a tip: Do it discreetly as possible. Be aware of listening posts called spies. Your GF has a network that can rival the CIA. A good back up plan is to pretend that your wasted, and don't remember a thing afterwards. Convincing others (witnesses) your drunk can work in your favor. In a pinch do a bunch of shots of Vodka (Water) in front of everybody. Then get said girl to "help" you go pass out some place. This also works great if you insist on driving, and your friends won't let you drive. Said girl simply offers to drive you, because she just happens to want to go home now too. In the end she is a hero for driving you back to her place! SCORE!
2) No matter how good you think your girl is, she is a cheater. Rule #2 They are all dirty dirty whores. They just know how to be discreet about it, and keep secrets. You know how she calls some of her friends sluts and whores? That's because they trade these stories like baseball cards. She has inside knowledge that she doesn't even share with you. Why? Because if she did she would break the girl code, and another girl could spill her exploits to you in retribution.
Given the right circumstances she will forget your name, and will be praising god with some other dude. A better looking more ripped dude shows interest in her, and she will melt with the flattery. She knows the drunk card too, and after a few drinks the panties will drop.
Also the more make up, piercings, ink, cleavage, the girl has the easier it is to get her in the sack. It's not called a tramp stamp for nothing fellas.
After writing all this I'm too tired to do your sister. Can you come and pick her up? She's at my place again.
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Seriously though. Somebody who is worried about a cheater is a cheater. That's a fact. It's not that they don't trust you. It's they wouldn't trust themselves in that situation!!!
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