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    Default Silly Quiz

    This was going around the office, just for laughs


    This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

    Smoked pot -- $10
    Did acid -- $5
    Ever had sex at church -- $25
    Woke up in the morning and didnt know the person next to you--$40
    Had sex with someone you met on MySpace -- $25
    Had sex for money -- $100
    Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
    Vandalized something -- $20
    Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
    Beat up someone -- $20
    Been jumped -- $10
    Cross dressed -- $10
    Given money to stripper -- $25
    Been in love with a stripper -- $20
    Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$ 10
    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
    Ever drive drunk -- $20
    Ever got drunk or HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk or HIGH-- $50
    Used toys while having sex -- $30
    Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before --$20
    Went skinny dipping -- $5
    Had sex in a pool -- $20
    Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
    Cheated on your significant other -- $10
    Masturbated -- $10
    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend
    --$20
    Performed oral sex -- $5
    Received oral sex-- $5
    Done/got oral sex in a car while it was moving-- $25
    Stole something -- $10
    Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
    Made a nasty home video -- $15
    Had a threesome -- $50
    Had sex in the wild -- $20
    Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
    Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
    Went streaking -- $5
    Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
    Been arrested -- $5
    Spent time in jail -- $15
    Peed in the pool -- $0.50
    Played spin the bottle -- $5
    Done something you regret -- $20
    Had sex with your best friend -- $20
    Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
    Had anal sex -- $80
    Lied to your mate -- $5
    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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    My bail is $635

    Ballin? or busto?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
    Masturbated -- $10
    For every time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    My bail is $635

    Ballin? or busto?
    Pretty ballin I'd say. I was like at $540.50. You lied about peeing in the pool though Gator.

    There is a girl in my wifes office who's bail was $63.50. That is just so sad.
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
    Masturbated -- $10
    For every time?
    I only counted it as once. If you get $10 for every time I would need to call Donald Trump, and Bill Gates, and...... to post bail
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    my bail is $265.50

    yes i've peed in a pool before.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  7. #7
    $430.50
  8. #8
    My bail is $740.5

    That's the Gods honest truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    My bail is $635

    Ballin? or busto?
    Pretty ballin I'd say. I was like at $540.50. You lied about peeing in the pool though Gator.

    There is a girl in my wifes office who's bail was $63.50. That is just so sad.
    Actually I just forgot to add in teh .50 afterward so I guess it is $635.50
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    135 I am a good kid.

    This list is anti gay people though, *so rilla is screwed.



































    *I turned my being offended into a wicked rilla burn = get out of jail free card?
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    My Bail is...250.50

    This quiz is a sneaky survey on how many people pee in pools. And, anal sex is far overpriced.
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    "Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 " - This one was the funniest imo. Why Puerto Rican? Why not Cuban or Italian or Russian?
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    mines 465.50............ooh a warm spot in the pool..
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    110.50

    I laughed pretty hard at the .50 cent peed in the pool one.

    Also, ship the smallest total in the thread!
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    355.50
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    295 wtf how do you guys get 600+ without being gay
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    lol i just read through the list again and I must have skipped over the entire middle of it

    Actual number is 295.50 lol I thought i was a good kid
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  19. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    295 wtf how do you guys get 600+ without being gay
    how do you not??

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce Blue

    Smoked pot -- $10
    Did acid -- $5

    Ever had sex at church -- $25
    Woke up in the morning and didnt know the person next to you--$40
    Had sex with someone you met on MySpace -- $25
    Had sex for money -- $100
    Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
    Vandalized something -- $20
    Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
    Beat up someone -- $20
    Been jumped -- $10
    Cross dressed -- $10Rocky horror picture show in high school
    Given money to stripper -- $25
    Been in love with a stripper -- $20
    Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$ 10
    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
    Ever drive drunk -- $20
    Ever got drunk or HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk or HIGH-- $50
    Used toys while having sex -- $30
    Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before --$20
    Went skinny dipping -- $5
    Had sex in a pool -- $20

    Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
    Cheated on your significant other -- $10
    Masturbated -- $10
    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
    Performed oral sex -- $5
    Received oral sex-- $5
    Done/got oral sex in a car while it was moving-- $25
    Stole something -- $10

    Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
    Made a nasty home video -- $15
    Had a threesome -- $50
    Had sex in the wild -- $20
    Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
    Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

    Went streaking -- $5
    Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
    Been arrested -- $5
    Spent time in jail -- $15
    Peed in the pool -- $0.50

    Played spin the bottle -- $5
    Done something you regret -- $20
    Had sex with your best friend -- $20
    Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
    Had anal sex -- $80
    given not recieve
    Lied to your mate -- $5
    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
  20. #20
    $480.50


  21. #21
    I am sooooo innocent you dirty mother fuckers.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    My bail is $635

    Ballin? or busto?
    you've never peed in a pool?
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  24. #24
    $310.50

    I iz lame
  25. #25
    $670
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    I remember when I was a kid my mom told me there were chemicals in the pool water, that turn red when they mix with pee. I didnt believe her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
    bonus quiz by the way...anybody guess who my new avatar is???
    Still waiting for a guess on the avatar. Someone impress me.
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
  29. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    My bail is $635

    Ballin? or busto?
    you've never peed in a pool?
    Was adding in my head and didn't feel like continuously adding the .50 then forgot to add it in at the end.

    So yes, damnit I have peed in a pool. Happy now? Now go back to reading your PM's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
    bonus quiz by the way...anybody guess who my new avatar is???
    Still waiting for a guess on the avatar. Someone impress me.
    Can barely see it. Your niece?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
    bonus quiz by the way...anybody guess who my new avatar is???
    Still waiting for a guess on the avatar. Someone impress me.
    Can barely see it. Your niece?
    Somone famous, think sit com mid 80's as a youth, and again in several other TV shows.
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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    Soleil Moon-Frye?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Soleil Moon-Frye?
    We have a winner!! Punky Brewster would also have been accepted.
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
  34. #34
    My bail is $175.50. LoL. Nice post.
  35. #35
    795.5 do i have 2 pay now? nd didnt have ne gay exp
  36. #36
    i peed off the diving board
  37. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by Robb
    My bail is $175.50. LoL. Nice post.
    Some old indiscretions are coming to mind as I laugh with work friends about this. My bail is up to $245.50, and rising.
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    Wait, whose had sex for money? That's just impressive.
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    <--raises hand
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    365.50

    I'm disappointed somehow.

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