So, Aliens...

[a500lbgorilla]

I think the idea though is that aliens don't have physical form, in the same sense we do. They can just float through walls and shit in the same way your wifi signal does. Walls are a minor inconvenience. Does your wifi need to shit? Of course it doesn't. So neither do aliens. Because aliens are exactly the same as your wifi. Shit we don't undertand, aka witchcraft.

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We don't understand wifi?

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Wifi is life?


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Start your cult soon. I'll bring the kool-aid.

[OngBonga]

Start your cult soon. I'll bring the kool-aid.

You'll need more than kool-aid. You'll need a $200 registration fee, $100 a month in expenses, and please bring as many easy-to-manipulate females as possible.

[spoonitnow]

You'll need more than kool-aid. You'll need a $200 registration fee, $100 a month in expenses, and please bring as many easy-to-manipulate females as possible.

Redundant