So apparantly I wrote a guide...

[lambchopdc]

Yes this is from IRC but its funny so please ignore where it came from, lol

[04:33] <DoGGz_food> Whats the over under until sarahhhh dumps chops?
[04:33] <sarahhhh> 2 minutes
[04:33] <lambchop> she can't dump me
[04:34] <lambchop> i have her dependent upon me
[04:34] <lambchop> she can't survive
[04:34] <lambchop> its the perfect abusive relationship setup
[04:34] <sarahhhh> trudat
[04:35] <ake> yeah lambchop now you should force her to cook something other than spaghetti and burgers
[04:35] <ake> while you still have a hold on her
[04:35] <ake> before she finds some rich muscular midget
[04:35] <lambchop> dude i have her for life
[04:35] <lambchop> see what u gotta do is make it so they can't do the necessities of life on their own
[04:35] <lambchop> Step 1 - don't take them to get their driver's license for example
[04:36] <sarahhhh> u are so horrible lol
[04:36] <midas06> hahahah
[04:36] <sarahhhh> btw..need to do that tomorrow
[04:36] <lambchop> "sure" hun
[04:37] <lambchop> Step 2 - always pay all the bills, don't let them in on the finances
[04:37] <lambchop> then they need you
[04:37] <ake> lambchop
[04:37] <ake> step 3
[04:38] <ake> dont buy them a computer, let them sit on the floor with a 15" monitor
[04:38] <sarahhhh> rofl
[04:38] <lambchop> lol
[04:38] <lambchop> step 4 - have a very large....oh nm
[04:38] <ake> whale
[04:39] <lambchop> step 5 - by them a pet so they are destracted by everything else in life
[04:39] <DoGGz_food> chops
[04:39] <DoGGz_food> you need to teach me your ways
[04:39] <sarahhhh> check
[04:39] <lambchop> doggz, u need the preliminary steps
[04:39] <lambchop> steps 1-5 only work once u move in with them
[04:40] <DoGGz_food> if either of them requires me to leave my house
[04:40] <DoGGz_food> I can't do it
[04:40] <sarahhhh> lol
[04:40] <lambchop> P. Step 1 - get drunk with them often
[04:40] <DoGGz_food> rofl
[04:40] <DoGGz_food> honestly
[04:40] <lambchop> P. Step 2 - Invite them to come over swimming when u're house-sitting for your parents
[04:40] <DoGGz_food> I barely ever drink
[04:40] <DoGGz_food> I am fucked
[04:40] <lambchop> P. Step 3 - Get them naked in the pool
[04:40] <midas06> P = preliminary?
[04:40] <sarahhhh> i hate you...
[04:41] <lambchop> P. Step 4 - Have sex in the pool and in your parents living room
[04:41] <DoGGz_food> hahahha
[04:41] <ake> youre good chops
[04:41] <ake> you have her in your palm
[04:41] <lambchop> P. Step 5 - have sex with them for the next 2 months
[04:41] <ake> oh yeah
[04:41] <lambchop> P. Step 6 - go on your first date
[04:41] <midas06> hahahhaha
[04:41] <sarahhhh> LOL
[04:41] <sarahhhh> sooo true
[04:42] <lambchop> P. Step 7 - move in with them
[04:42] <lambchop> then move to step 1
[04:42] <DoGGz_food> that's the step I can never do
[04:42] <midas06> doggz
[04:42] <sarahhhh> P.P. step 1- be friends for a looonng time

I'm an asshole...anyhow, thoughts?

[ake]

awaiting reply from sarahhh

[Sarahhhh]

i hate you.

[lambchopdc]

i hate you.

[ake]

[04:33] <DoGGz_food> Whats the over under until sarahhhh dumps chops?


edit: moderator please move this to sportsbetting

[a500lbgorilla]

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